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126. Don't be a putz.
127. Follow your heart, until it leads you somewhere stupid.
128. If you have a bird in the hand, you'll need to wipe your hand on a bush.
129. Hire the good-looking one. No one will fault you.
130. Avoid trouble this week by blaming others.
131. He who sits in a well can see but little. Plus, your rear is wet.
132. Procrastination is something you need to deal with tomorrow.
133. It's a good time to go after what you want. No one's looking.
134. You have an optimistic faith and confidence in life. It's totally unwarranted.
135. You can't teach people to be lazy. Either they have it or they don't.
136. Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
137. There are three kinds of people in the world, those who can count, and those who can't.
138. You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back.
139. A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.
140. 10 out of 5 doctors feel it's OK to be schizophrenic.
141. 1000 Americans quit smoking each day by dying.
142. 3 out of 4 Americans make up 75% of the population.
143. The problem with bigamy is two mothers-in-law.
144. Without time, everything would happen at once.
145. Clams aren't really all that happy.
146. Never bring a beer to an job interview.
147. Never test for an error you don't know how to handle.
148. Next time you wave at someone, use all 5 fingers.
149. You are nobody until you have been ignored by a cat.
150. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

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