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Words of Wisdom 5
- Fishing is a delusion surrounded by liars in old clothes.
- Gun control means hitting your target.
- Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than standard ignorance.
- You are an example of why some animals eat their young.
- To make headlines, you will need to use a corduroy pillow.
- Be suspicious of native Esperanto speakers.
- Have an adequate day.
- Today is the tomorrow you didn't prepare for yesterday.
- You'll get what's coming to you. Unless it's mailed.
- Junk: stuff we throw away. Stuff: junk we keep.
- It's a dog's life. Stay off of the furniture.
- What would chairs look like if our knees were reversed?
- Where there's a will, there are relatives.
- Marketing is simply sales with a college education.
- May the wind behind you always be your own.
- Cryogenics is best left to the professionals.
- Ignore previous fortune.
- Every new project requires a tool that you don't have.
- Did you glue the cup to the table?
- The Round Table's roundest knight: Sir Cumference.
- Meetings are indispensable for doing nothing.
- Your reality check just bounced.
- Visualize whirled peas.
- Honk if you love peace and quiet.
- Why can't we just spell it orderves?
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