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76. If you can't afford to fix your brakes make your horn louder.
77. Heck is reserved for those who do not believe in gosh.
78. It's a thin line between fishing and standing still.
79. You can't have everything... where would you put it?
80. Find a flat surface and somebody will find something to put on it.
81. Individualists of the world, UNITE!
82. He who sits in a well to look at the sky can see but little. Plus, your rear is wet.
83. Logic is an organized way of going wrong with confidence.
84. Love is chemistry. Sex is physics.
85. Hors d'oeuvres: A ham sandwich cut in 40 pieces.
86. You can do the work of 3 men: Moe, Larry, and Curly.
87. Did you remember to turn off the stove?
88. The truth is not out there.
89. Love is grand; divorce, twenty grand.
90. All is not butter that comes from the cow. Beware the brown stuff on toast.
91. The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. And getting away with it.
92. Life is a brief interlude between nothingness and eternity.
93. You're lost, but you're making good time.
94. It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.
95. It works better if you plug it in.
96. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
97. Every new project requires a tool that you don't have.
98. Change is inevitable except from a vending machine.
99. Black holes suck.
100. Sumo wrestling: survival of the fattest.

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