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51. The mind is like an umbrella; it only works when open.
52. The more you run over a cat the flatter it gets.
53. The problem with political jokes is that they get elected.
54. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
55. The results of your I.Q. tests are back. They're negative.
56. Plasma is another matter.
57. Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
58. Taxation with representation isn't so hot, either.
59. Teeth were not made for stripping wires.
60. Teamwork is essential. It lets you blame someone else.
61. That was ZEN. This is TAO.
62. The butler did it.
63. Your work is poor, but at least it's slow.
64. Trying is the first step toward failure.
65. You will overlook one of those pins in a new shirt.
66. Did you remember to turn off the stove?
67. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
68. Why didn't Noah just swat those two flies?
69. Will Rogers never met a lawyer.
70. There will be an important development at work. You will be the last to know.
71. You are generous with criticism.
72. You are the target of a FBI sting operation.
73. Tell your inner child it's time for recess.
74. He who does nothing can do no wrong. Keep up the good work.
75. Good news will come to you from far away. Locally it sucks.

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