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26. Smoking is the leading cause of statistics.
27. So many pedestrians, so little time.
28. Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
29. Obi Wan Kenobi at the dinner table: "Use the forks, Luke!"
30. The high cost of living hasn't made it lose its popularity.
31. One child is not enough, but two children are far too many.
32. Notice: the beatings will continue until morale improves.
33. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
34. Never moon a werewolf.
35. Never slap a man who chews tobacco.
36. You are young only once, but you can stay immature infinitely.
37. You can be replaced by a good dog.
38. You have the right to remain silent. Use it.
39. It's as easy as 3.141592654.....
40. Stop discrimination - hate everyone equally.
41. Sushido: the way of the tuna.
42. Red lights are for weenies.
43. For sale: Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.
44. Good health is the slowest rate possible at which you can die.
45. Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.
46. When everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane.
47. You have a speech impediment; your foot.
48. You're an unbelievable person. Leave your body to science fiction.
49. If you try to fail and you succeed, what have you done?
50. Make 3 consecutive correct guesses and you will be considered an expert.

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