1. You wake up in the morning. Your first thought is...
Mmm...wha's fer breakfast...
...Man, I wish that dream about me having sex was real...
....
Time to get to work.
Wonder who I'm gonna rape today?
That sex was grand last night...
Whoo, maybe I'll finish building that whassisthingie today!
I WANNA BANANA!!!
Five more minutes, asshole...

2. You reach for your daily attire. You grab...
Whatever the fuck I wanna wear, bitch
Whatever's on the floor
The most revealing stuff I got that lets me look sexy and cute
Nothing. I'M NAKED!
Dark stuff. Lets me blend in with the shadows.
The most battle-comfy clothes I can find!
Something that makes me look like a hobo even tho' I got lots of money...
Baggy pants and a cool shirt.
The stuff that makes me look like an outcast punk.

3. Someone threatens to beat you up at school. You...
Formulate a clever plan and pick him off from a safe distance
Rape and kill the fucking bastard, skull-fuck him to hell
Cower in fear
Act all cute and hope he forgets about it
Mutter a quick prayer then beat the snot outta him
Cast a magic spell
...let him get the first blow then thrash him mercilessly
Pick away at some weak spot a little bit at a time till he falls
BLAST HIM WITH A BIG FUCKING SET OF HUGE ARTILLERY that you kept hidden somewhere on your body

4. Lunch time!! You buy...
Nothing...
Buy? Five finger discounts, man. FUCK buying.
EVERYTHING!!!
I brought my lunch...I'm so pathetic...
Salad
Strange fruits that probably came from another planet...or the dumpster out back, but they taste good and THAT is what counts...
WD-40
TACOOOOO
Who has time to eat? I'm inventing, bug me later!

5. You gotta take a test in your worst subject ever and you DIDN'T STUDY. What do you do?!
Worst subject my ass, I'm a genius!
Write "CHEEKY MONKEY" on every line and hope I pass. Maybe I'll get extra credit for the teacher-monster I drew on the back!
Huh? This isn't a problem...
...SHIT, too much sex last night!
Um, um, um...oh fucking hell, WHAT DO I DO??
Heh, nothing we learn here is relevant anyway...
BURN IT
If I don't know it, I'll copy off someone, of course...some of my friends won't mind.
Draw cute kitties all over da place!!

6. After a long day of school, you're ready to go home. You take...
MAH ROCKET BOOSTERS!!!
...my rocket boosters...
I ride my toy home.
...walk...busses suck...
I drive my car.
The ambulance that's going past...just make sure to toss the driver out into the middle of the road so he can't tell nobody...I'll off the guy in back later.
Fly!
I'M GONNA WALK TOO! WAIT FOR MEEEEE
My mom drives me home daily...and of course I get flack for it.

7. Along the way, you see a member of the opposite sex completely naked strolling your way. Your reaction is:
o_o;; *blush*
BOI-YOI-YOING!!
...I don't...swing that way, believe it or not...
Errr...uh...riiiiight...
Myow?
...he/she's got good *insert noun here*...
I have a sex?
DINNER TIME!!! *evil cackle*
Ahh!! Stay away from me you perverted fuck!!

8. You got a big-assed project to finish tomorrow. What do you do?
Plan it out carefully and hand it in on time, hand-written
Have the drones type it. Double-spaced. Size 14 font.
Eh, I'll just skip class tomorrow.
WHAT project?!!
DONKEY PEDRO!
It doesn't matter, it's all futile anyway...
Find a nice quiet section of woods and work on it there
BS your way through it
Distract the teacher with cute pictures scribbled in the margins

9. You've finally got some free time, so you take to reading...
A comic book!
POOP
Something dark. Probably Johnny the Homocidal Maniac. Or Batman.
Porn, duh.
Harry Potter
An instruction manual
National Geographic...and NOT for those topless tribes in Africa...
FUCK READING
Some book, I dunno what it is...whaddaya mean it's upside-down, I can read it perfectly!

10. The bully from earlier comes back to have some choice words with you. Your witty response is...
...*depressing glare*
Myaaaah! Doody head! =P
Fuck off!
THAT'S IT, I'M GONNA RAPE YER ASS!!
WHEEEEE, LOOKIT THE SQUIRREL HUMP A TREE
Okay, mate, now yer askin' for it.
...Eeeeep...
Sorry, no time to play with a bunch of ogres today!
Hmph. Stop working so hard before you trip over your tongue, idiot.

11. Time to watch some TV! You watch...
Porn...again! Then maybe DBZ after...
TV? Fuck that, I'm going online.
Batman: The Animated Series
I like them channels with the white dots goin back an' forth all over the place....
Discovery Channel
Murder mysteries...those guys were fuckin geniuses...but they all GOT CAUGHT, THE RETARDS!
OoooOOOooooh, Cardcaptors is on! THAT BEAR THINGIE WITH WINGS IS SO CUTE!
ZIM!!!!!!!
Lord of the Rings is on HBO...cool!

12. Your hobby is:
FOODFOODFOOD
*blank stare of DOOM*
Lurking in the shadows
Inventing
Brushing up on your natural abilities
Relaxing
Going out and causing as much trouble as possible, FUCKER
Sports
Listening to music

13. This quiz is...
This was amusing...
....
HELLOOOOO STINKY!
YAY!! Whadda I win?!
Can I get back to me porn now?
GO TO FUCKING HELL AND FUCKING DIE YOU FUCKING ASS FUCK
Whoo-hoo, go me?
Zzzzzz...
*is already gone, back to surfing the 'net*