1. You go to a party. How do you greet everyone?
"Heya!"
"HIYEE!"
"Greetings."
You just slink in and find someone you like.
You just pass everyone by and nosh at the snack table by yourself.
"WHAZ HAPNIN' UP IN DIS BITCH? LEZ GIT DIS PARTY STARTED!"
You're working at the party.

2. At that party, you can be found...
talking with everyone, darting from group to group.
dancing up a storm, even if you can't dance.
at a private table for yourself.
hiding out somewhere quiet, all alone.
at the snack table.
in a corner, talking with someone privately.
dancing on a table for everyone to see.

3. What do you prefer to sit on?
Anything. But I'll stand if someone else needs my seat.
A bouncy cushioned chair!
A throne.
The floor.
A big couch.
An office chair.
Someone's lap. RROOOOWWWRR.

4. What method of transportation would you prefer?
Flying!
Skip, skip, skip!
Teleportation.
Going on all fours.
Walk.
A limousine.
Strut.

5. To you, love is...
war. You don't send the weak out to war, ne? =P
the best thing in the world!
used to hide inadequacy and insecurity, and quite pointless in the end.
Showing you care and having someone care for you.
a ham sandwich.
purchased for a fair price. Cash, Mastercard, or Visa?
confused with lust.

6. A friend of yours is upset about something. You...
try to cheer them up.
let them cry on your shoulder and offer advice.
let 'em bitch and moan.
cuddle them.
offer them ice cream and comfort foods.
buy them something they've been wanting.
offer them an alcoholic beverage.

7. You would be found reading...
a book for school. Gotta read a few chapters or face your teacher's wrath.
a storybook!
ancient writings.
nothing.
a recipe book.
credit card statements.
slips of paper with phone numbers on them.

8. If you were in a fight, what weapon would you like?
anything that does a fair amount of damage.
a piko-piko hammer!
A flamethrower.
I'll scratch my way out of this.
I'll crush my opponent with my bare hands!
where's mah gun?
a well-concealed knife or handgun.

9. On a day off, you're...
helping someone with their work. Or helping yourself with your work.
Outside, going new places!
Inside, alone.
with someone you love.
At a nice restaurant.
shopping and spending lots of money.
on a vacation getaway.

10. You walk by a store and see an item on display that you want, but your friend's birthday is coming up and you still have to get them a present. You...
don't buy it, you go buy your friend a gift instead.
buy it and make your friend a pretty card.
have no need for gaudy material things. Move on.
ask someone to buy it for you.
buy it and make your friend a birthday cake.
buy it and buy a present for your friend, you've got cash to spare.
go inside the shop and sweet-talk whoever's in charge for a discount.

11. My goal in life is...
to make other people happy.
to be happy.
to denounce whatever you don't like/approve of.
to be cared for.
to... I'll tell you when I finish eating.
to make lots of money.
to get what I want by any means necessary.

12. This quiz is...
a way to get insight on yourself, or kill a few minutes.
FUN!
a total waste.
something CP made.
making me hungry.
hmm... can't make money off of it, it's a waste.
a quiz I wanted to take, so I took it. There.