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Twinkie the Kid by Tei Sama and Greliz

Here is a visual reference. Be afraid. >=)

KawaiiKitsune2: I HAVE MADE A STARTLING DISCOVERY!!
KawaiiKitsune2: Twinkies, combined with extreme boredome, work, and sore feet equal one weird-ass thing.
GreliztheFunky: o_O
KawaiiKitsune2: One day, I was at work, culminating the many varieties of fungi growing between my toes. Nine hours on your feet do that to you.
KawaiiKitsune2: Then I thought, "Hey! Twinkies suck!"
KawaiiKitsune2: Then Twinkie the Kid came along and said, "Hey! Foot fungus sucks!"
GreliztheFunky: XD
KawaiiKitsune2: And so then I stood up angrily and kicked him in the balls.
KawaiiKitsune2: Then he fell over, screaming like a little girl, his eyes popping out of his head and rolling along the floor. My uncle came over, saw them, and ate them, because he eats ANYTHING.
GreliztheFunky: XD XD XD
KawaiiKitsune2: After my uncle waddles away (He looks something like a Goomba from the Mario brothers' movie, only not as scaly and a bit hairier), I looked down at Twinkie the Kid and said, "Who sucks now, you false desert pastry?"
GreliztheFunky: LMFAO!!!!
KawaiiKitsune2: I kciked him in the side, and my foot got stuck.
KawaiiKitsune2: The acidity in Twinkie's cream filling ate away at the rubber of my shoe, thus infecting him with at least 10 different kinds of fungus.
GreliztheFunky: XD
KawaiiKitsune2: Twinkie turned a sickly shade of green, and I pulled my foot out. Green creme filling oozed out of the wound as he stood up.
KawaiiKitsune2: He looked at me with empty, pseudo-bread eyesockets and said, "I hate bananas."
KawaiiKitsune2: Then he exploded!!!!
KawaiiKitsune2: TWINKIE GUTS WENT EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!
GreliztheFunky: XD
KawaiiKitsune2: THE ENTIRE STORE WAS COVERED IN ACIDIC CREAM FILLING!!!!!
KawaiiKitsune2: AND IT WAS EVERYWHERE, LIKE...BREALREARHEFSHHHHHH!!!
GreliztheFunky: hee hee ^^
KawaiiKitsune2: Then my uncle came along again and ate it all. And now that I was covered in Twinkie guts, the radiation began to mutate me, and I thought to myself..."Twinkies REALLY suck." Then an arm popped out of my mouth. The end!

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