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Pre-School Super Brawl by Greliz and Crazy Pocky It all started with a search for Blues Clues on AIM... GreliztheFunky: Well, MK found the first 2 clues...GreliztheFunky: A razorblade and my neck. 0.o CrazyPocky: hm... what could the third clue be? GreliztheFunky: perhaps the bottle of bourbon Blue is holding in the other hand as she holds the switchblade to my neck... CrazyPocky: mmm..... bourbon.... GreliztheFunky: Maybe...Blue wants to cover my neck in bourbon and use the razor blade to shave my neck! CrazyPocky: kids in background: nooooo..... that's not it! GreliztheFunky: Maybe.....Blue wants me to drink bourbon and shave her while I move my neck! CrazyPocky: little girl: no, try again! GreliztheFunky: Maybe....Blue's gone on an alcoholic binge and she's gone crazy and she's out for blood and wants to slit her own throat! CrazyPocky: she's gone crazy?! imitating me, eh? *goes after Blue with 6ft scissors* GreliztheFunky: Oh! She wants to slit MY neck!! GreliztheFunky: WE JUST FIGURED OUT BLUE'S CLUES!! CrazyPocky: kids: yeah! GreliztheFunky: CHA CHA CHA CHA GreliztheFunky: WE JUST FIGURED OUT BLUE'S CLUES, CUZ WE'RE REALLY SMART!! GreliztheFunky: *Blues lunges* GreliztheFunky: *Kills Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper* CrazyPocky: hey, look! it's mr. salt and mrs. pepper with a butcher knife! GreliztheFunky: lol! GreliztheFunky: They're all after Steve!! GreliztheFunky: RUUUUUUUUUUN!!! CrazyPocky: hey, tickety-tock has a machete! CrazyPocky: let's play! GreliztheFunky: :D CrazyPocky: *tickety fights with salt and pepper* GreliztheFunky: *Big Bird runs in, hopped up on speed, with an icepick* GreliztheFunky: Today's letter is....DEATH! CrazyPocky: *Cookie Monster enters* KOOO-KIEEEE! CrazyPocky: *Big Bird stabs Cookie Monster* GreliztheFunky: *Bert and Ernie jump in Matrix style* CrazyPocky: *man falls out of Cookie Monster costume* GreliztheFunky: *Ernie pulls a semi-automatic out of Rubber Duckie* CrazyPocky: Kids: You killed Cookie, Big Bird! GreliztheFunky: *The Count walks in* CrazyPocky: *kids eat Big Bird* GreliztheFunky: "That's one, two, three shot wounds!! AA AA AA!! GreliztheFunky: *The Teletubbies join in* GreliztheFunky: My god!! It's turned into a pre-school battle royale!!! CrazyPocky: *Crazy Pocky sees Teletubbies and screams bloody murder* GreliztheFunky: ^_^ GreliztheFunky: *While we're at it, Little Bear jumps in* CrazyPocky: EW! GreliztheFunky: *He gets caught in the La Brea Tar pits, which have appeared out of now where* CrazyPocky: *Then Emily grabs Little Bear and puts his hand in the blender* GreliztheFunky: *Arthur is mutilated by Teletubbies* CrazyPocky: Damn you, Teletubbies... CrazyPocky: *Maisie walks in and gets eaten by Magenta* GreliztheFunky: *Elmo jumps in, uzis blazing* CrazyPocky: *Franklin and Dora walk in, hand in hand* GreliztheFunky: *Elmo smacks them* CrazyPocky: *kids bet money on dog fight between Kipper and Blue* CrazyPocky: Girl: 500 on Kipper! GreliztheFunky: *Clifford squahes them both* GreliztheFunky: *Oscar the Grouch pulls a rocket launcher out of his can, and blows Tinky Winky's head off* GreliztheFunky: *The Muppet Babies ride in on motorcycles* CrazyPocky: Fozzie: Wokka Wokka! GreliztheFunky: Gonzo: Eat lead, you Teletubby f**kers!!! GreliztheFunky: Lala: Lala gonna whoop your blue *** !! GreliztheFunky: *Lala puts on brass knuckles* CrazyPocky: *Gonzo pulls out a steel baseball bat* GreliztheFunky: *Po jumps Gonzo, and smashes a glass bottle over his head* GreliztheFunky: *Rolph pulls Po off of Gonzo and hits him with a hammer* CrazyPocky: *Miss Piggy gets slapped by Kermit* GreliztheFunky: *Blue runs Miss Piggy through with a pair of hedgeclippers* GreliztheFunky: *A pack of circus clowns run in, and starts dancing* |
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