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Story Time by Drunk Echidna and Crazy Pocky I don't feel so well, tell me a story... CrazyPocky: b33rman ^^ZilchRBA: Heyas CP! CrazyPocky: I still sick =\ ZilchRBA: That bites.... anythin I can do ZilchRBA: ?? CrazyPocky: Can youo tell me a story? ZilchRBA: Sure! What kind of story? CrazyPocky: I dunno ^^; ZilchRBA: Can ya give me an idea? CrazyPocky: Uhm... b33rman was walking along one day when... ZilchRBA: Okays! ZilchRBA: Once upon a time..... there was an echidna who was called b33rman. B33rman was walking along one day when his friends called to him from a frat party ZilchRBA: It seemed that they had run out of b33r! So, they asked b33rman to help them. B33rman agreed, his quest to find some b33r began. He decided to ask Sonic and his friends first. So, as b33rman was walking, he saw big. ZilchRBA: B33rman asked Big if he had any b33r, but big was high at the moment, and had a glazed look in his eyes from licking Froggy, so b33rman decided to ask someone else ZilchRBA: So, b33rman went to Sonic's house. Sonic, Knuckles, and Tails were all there, but they were crossdressed as sailor scouts. After much asking on b33rman's part, a few transformation sequences, some corny dialogue, and some attacks that took about 5 minutes before they were halfway through the name, b33rman decided it was time to move on. ZilchRBA: As b33rman walked on, he came to Shadow's house. Shadow had no b33r either, so b33rman moved on. Finally, b33rman came to the house of the Queen of Kawaii ZilchRBA: When b33rman entered, he saw that Crazy Pocky, the Insanity Godess and Queen of Kawaii, was not well. So, despite his quest for b33r, b33rman decided to cheer up Crazy Pocky, and he knew just how to do it. But, he was going to need help, so he left CP's house on his new quest CrazyPocky: LMAO so far XD ZilchRBA: Finally, b33rman came to his good friend Eron's house. After much threatening, torturing, dealing, and explaining that they could loot Shadow's house and take anything of value he had as long as he was returned unspoiled and unharmed, Eron agreed. However, the two companions needed something to catch the Hedgehog in that he couldnt escape from, but b33rman had an idea, so they departed again CrazyPocky: XD ZilchRBA: The two friends came to the house of the well known bagman. As they entered the house, they saw that the bagman had left a note to any robbers and looters. He was out in his brand new Death Bag, but the valuables were under the bed, and the bags were in the closet. As Eron grabbed a bag from the closet, b33rman looted the bedroom. After a few minutes, the two friends were on the road to Shadow's house ZilchRBA: As they approached Shadow's house, Eron circled around back to prevent any chance of escape. B33rman broke down the front door, and shocked Shadow numerous times with a 50000 volt taser. By the time they were satisfied that he couldnt escape, shadow was in a heap on the floor, and an old lady was outside screaming "The children! Wont somebody think of the children?" CrazyPocky: LMAO CrazyPocky: Shadow ._. ZilchRBA: B33rman stuffed shadow into the bag, and cut a hole into it so he could breathe, and for the occasional taser shot. When the bag had been properly secured, the two looted Shadow's house. They found a suspicous, saucy pic of amy, and burned it using the tazer, to make sure that nobody would ever start a war over it. As they left the house with Shadow's belongings, Bagman's valuables and bacon, they shocked the old lady a few times, then put her in a dog costume and stuck her in the middle of the road. As they walked towards CP's house, they heard numerous thuds, but thought nothing of it CrazyPocky: LMAO!! ZilchRBA: When they arrived, b33rman gave Eron his share of the loot and sent him on his way, after receiving a disclaimer claiming that if Eron spoke a word of what happened, b33rman would receive his first born. B33rman walked into CP's house and delivered Shadow. This made CP happy, and she felt lots better. To thank b33rman, she gave him numerous kegs of b33r for the frat party. Soon b33rman was on his way CrazyPocky: XD XD!! ZilchRBA: B33rman brought the b33r to the party, and was hailed a hero. Eron, now rich, started his own record label, Bob the Builder Records. The old lady was married to a male dog, and they had 5 puppies. She died soon after of heartworms. Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles became crime fighters, but always lost because the evil doers werent dumb enogh to wait until they had finished their numerous poses. Big became a Drug Addict. He is currently at the Betty Ford Clinic. The Party goers all got drunk and burned the house down, killing them all. Bagman succeeded in taking over the world. However, that world was not earth. He now rules over the Planet of the Transvestites. B33rman went on to live a normal life. THE END CrazyPocky: LMAO! XD XD XD |
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