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Sonic #100 Shenanigans by Greliz and Tei Sama The bad boys of comedy are back in this second fic, a revision of Archie's Sonic comic #100. GreliztheFunky: hey ^^KawaiiKitsune2: Heya ^_^ GreliztheFunky: I got Sonic 100 GreliztheFunky: I actually liked it ^^; KawaiiKitsune2: I hated Lim's art, honestly. GreliztheFunky: It was a tad better KawaiiKitsune2: In 100, I mean. GreliztheFunky: he can't draw Sally, tho KawaiiKitsune2: Thats' one reason why it sucked. GreliztheFunky: yeah KawaiiKitsune2: The other is coz he can't draw Tails, either >.< GreliztheFunky: I thought the story was god, tho GreliztheFunky: *good KawaiiKitsune2: I need to read it again. Now everything I read in that book is muddled up by some kind of stupid dream I had ~_~; GreliztheFunky: one thing pissed me off: GreliztheFunky: THEY KILLED KRAGOK!!! KawaiiKitsune2: SHIT! Kragok was awesome! GreliztheFunky: AFTER BEING AWOL FOR THE PAST YEAR HE RETURNS AND DIES!!! KawaiiKitsune2: DAMN THEMMMMMM GreliztheFunky: Tobor died, too KawaiiKitsune2: I know that much... KawaiiKitsune2: but I never liked him. ^_^ GreliztheFunky: me neither GreliztheFunky: then they pulled that "leaving your earthly body" crap KawaiiKitsune2: *rolls eyes* GreliztheFunky: heh GreliztheFunky: Cheddar-Buns got 'boticized GreliztheFunky: I had a great idea KawaiiKitsune2: I'd say "WTF is Archie smoking" but the question is rather moot at this point... GreliztheFunky: The roboticized humans are like statues... KawaiiKitsune2: LOL, Cheddar-buns... GreliztheFunky: so I was thinking.... KawaiiKitsune2: yes...? GreliztheFunky: dress them up in clown costumes, put them at Robotropolis's entrance, and rig them up with speakers to yell "Welcome to Robotropolis!" and dance a happy jig to music KawaiiKitsune2: LOL! GreliztheFunky: It's even funnier if you imagine the roboticized humans with expressions of terror frozen on their faces ^^ KawaiiKitsune2: ^________^ GreliztheFunky: :D KawaiiKitsune2: Lol! GreliztheFunky: Rig Nate up to sing "Big Pimpin'" KawaiiKitsune2: LMAO GreliztheFunky: :D GreliztheFunky: and take Arachnis's corpse and make it into a marionette... GreliztheFunky: or a ventriloquist dummy KawaiiKitsune2: Lol KawaiiKitsune2: did Arachny die? I wasn't too sure on that. GreliztheFunky: Yeah GreliztheFunky: exposure to toxins KawaiiKitsune2: Ahhh GreliztheFunky: (in other words, they were hiding under Robotnik's toilet) KawaiiKitsune2: LMAO KawaiiKitsune2: EGGMAN LEFT A FLOATER! GreliztheFunky: lol GreliztheFunky: I can see a good ventriloquist act... GreliztheFunky: Eggman: Wow! What a great crowd! GreliztheFunky: Arachnis: I will hack them up like firewood. GreliztheFunky: Eggman: Wait until after the show... KawaiiKitsune2: Lol GreliztheFunky: Eggman: I mean, isn't she funny, folks? GreliztheFunky: Crowd: ..... GreliztheFunky: All: YOU SUCK! KawaiiKitsune2: LMAO GreliztheFunky: Eggman: THAT'S IT!! I WORK HARD TO ENTERTAIN YOU, AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET?? GreliztheFunky: Eggman: You people are SO roboticized. KawaiiKitsune2: Keehee GreliztheFunky: *Robotnik scratches his ass, accidently roboticizing it* GreliztheFunky: Damn. KawaiiKitsune2: LOL GreliztheFunky: I can predict what's gonna happen with Knuckles... KawaiiKitsune2: Then enlighten me. =P GreliztheFunky: Dimitri's gonna sap his power GreliztheFunky: and turn into an interpretive dance instructor GreliztheFunky: and dance Knuckles to death KawaiiKitsune2: LOL GreliztheFunky: Or maybe Mammoth Mogul will pull that sword shit again GreliztheFunky: ....stupid Kingpin wannabe.... KawaiiKitsune2: ugh, please no. KawaiiKitsune2: I hate Mogul... GreliztheFunky: me too GreliztheFunky: He ruined Enerjak KawaiiKitsune2: Yeah!! GreliztheFunky: Hawking's dialogue is so cheesy. GreliztheFunky: "You have transcended your corporeal shell!" GreliztheFunky: Tobor: What happens nnow, father? KawaiiKitsune2: Ugh KawaiiKitsune2: Lol GreliztheFunky: Hawking: Something wonderful! GreliztheFunky: Tobor: We get laid??? KawaiiKitsune2: LOL GreliztheFunky: Hawking: Um...no, but just as good. KawaiiKitsune2: LMAO GreliztheFunky: Tobor: We get to kill the shmuck responsible for this crap?" GreliztheFunky: Hawking: Okay, I lied, we're just gonna leave the readers with another plothole." GreliztheFunky: Tobor: This gig blows. KawaiiKitsune2: Hehehe GreliztheFunky: Kragok: How could you forget about me, old friend? And after all we've been through together! GreliztheFunky: Tobor: Kragok, I told you, I only did that because I got drunk. KawaiiKitsune2: Lol GreliztheFunky: Kragok: Come on, kiss me. GreliztheFunky: Tobor: All right, just once.... KawaiiKitsune2: *is LHAO* GreliztheFunky: Dimitri: That's it. Shoot 'em down. GreliztheFunky: Knuckles: Why did I have to get the abiltiy to see EVERYTHING?? AGH!!! KawaiiKitsune2: LOL GreliztheFunky: Penders: Heh heh....I love toying with the characters' sexualities... GreliztheFunky: Penders: Now let's try this... GreliztheFunky: Julie SU: Kommisar....you're looking nice today.... GreliztheFunky: Kommisar: O.o KawaiiKitsune2: *evil giggle* GreliztheFunky: Kommisar: Get away from me. KawaiiKitsune2: ^________^ GreliztheFunky: Dimitri: Aw, come on!!! It's been 400 years since I've seen some action like that! GreliztheFunky: *Dimitri pulls out a wad of 100 dollar bills* KawaiiKitsune2: XD GreliztheFunky: Dimitri: TAKE IT ALL OFF!! GreliztheFunky: Athair: By the Ancient Walkers.... GreliztheFunky: Athair: Stand aside, I need sex. GreliztheFunky: Ancient Walker 1: Me first!! GreliztheFunky: Ancient Walker 2: ME ME ME!!! GreliztheFunky: Ancient Walker 3: Athair, how do you turn on the camcorder? KawaiiKitsune2: LOL GreliztheFunky: Julie Su: I don't get paid enough for this.... GreliztheFunky: *Athair stuffs 1000 dollars down her shirt* GreliztheFunky: Athair: You do now!! KawaiiKitsune2: ^____________________^ GreliztheFunky: This would've made an awesome issue 100 KawaiiKitsune2: HELL YES! GreliztheFunky: *Eggman pinches Julie's ass, and it turns into metal* GreliztheFunky: Julie Su: HEY!! GreliztheFunky: Eggman: Yeehaw!! GreliztheFunky: Eggman: Come ta poppa! KawaiiKitsune2: ^^; GreliztheFunky: Kodos: RRRRAAAAGH!!! SEEE-AAAX!!! GreliztheFunky: Sonic: Bollers, how many beers have you had? GreliztheFunky: Bollers: @.x Whozzat? Mommy? KawaiiKitsune2: *giggles* GreliztheFunky: Bollers: Where did the jellybeans go? I need their magic happy dust... KawaiiKitsune2: ^^ GreliztheFunky: Sonic: That's it. No more Magic Kool-Aid for you. GreliztheFunky: *Tails drinks it all, turns into Turbo Tails* KawaiiKitsune2: Tails: MY MAGIC KOOL-AID KawaiiKitsune2: Lol! GreliztheFunky: Tails: WAAAAAAA!!!!!! WHERE'S MINA??? GreliztheFunky: Mina: O.O Eep. KawaiiKitsune2: ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; GreliztheFunky: Antoine: Fetchez le vatch. GreliztheFunky: *Eggman pulls out Robo-Nate, and works him like a puppet* GreliztheFunky: Robo-Nate: Buy Jell-O! KawaiiKitsune2: LOL GreliztheFunky: Robo-Nate: Mobians Say the Darndest things!! Shiggity shiggity shwaaa! KawaiiKitsune2: LOL GreliztheFunky: Robo-Nate: I LOOOOVE being a bit player! GreliztheFunky: Robo-Nate: Thank you folks, I'll be here all week! GreliztheFunky: Eggman: No he won't. KawaiiKitsune2: LOL GreliztheFunky: *Robo Nate's eyes glow red and his head spins* GreliztheFunky: Robo Nate: REDRUM! REDRUM! KawaiiKitsune2: Tails: DOOSH! GreliztheFunky: *Robo Nate lunges at Robotnik's neck* GreliztheFunky: Eggman: AAAAAA!!! GET 'EM OFF!!!!! KawaiiKitsune2: Tails: LOOK! A bunnie. GreliztheFunky: Bunnie: O.o KawaiiKitsune2: Tails: GLOMP! *glomps Bunnie* GreliztheFunky: Penders: This dialogue is missing something.... GreliztheFunky: Penders: I know!! GreliztheFunky: Penders: Naugus!! KawaiiKitsune2: Tails: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! NOT THE EGGNAUG GreliztheFunky: Naugus: *enters in a pimp get-up, and begins talking to Sally* NAUGY'S HERE TO ROCK YOUR WORLD, BAY-BEE! GreliztheFunky: Sally: Yay!! You're sooooo sexy, Naugus =^.^= GreliztheFunky: Sally: O.o Did I just say that? GreliztheFunky: Penders: HA HA!! FEEL MY POWER! KawaiiKitsune2: Tails:YES YOU DID GreliztheFunky: *Penders re-writes Tails in as a monkey* KawaiiKitsune2: Tails: Ook. GreliztheFunky: Ancient Walker 2: Lemme try the camcorder... GreliztheFunky: Knuckles: I never knew an old man could do that....>.< GreliztheFunky: Knuckles: Curse these eyes!!! GreliztheFunky: Dimitri: .........my life-support is over-loading... KawaiiKitsune2: Julie-Su: *comes up to Athair, her clothes ruffled a lot* MORE MONEY, BEEYOTCH! GreliztheFunky: *Athair plunks down anther wad of bills* GreliztheFunky: Ancient Walker 3: *whine* When do I get my tuuuurn?????????? KawaiiKitsune2: Julie: Thanks! *procedes to make love with Komissar* GreliztheFunky: Dimitri: O.O **brrzap** KawaiiKitsune2: Dimitri *legs explode* KawaiiKitsune2: Dimitri: Awww, SHIT! GreliztheFunky: King Acorn: I feel left out... KawaiiKitsune2: Espio: THat's coz you're paralyzed from the waist down. GreliztheFunky: *Tails kicks Acorn in the cahones* GreliztheFunky: Tails: HOW ABOUT THAT?? GreliztheFunky: King Acorn: Nope. GreliztheFunky: *Espio stabs Acorn in the crotch* GreliztheFunky: Espio: How about that? GreliztheFunky: KIng Acorn: No.... GreliztheFunky: (God, this got out of hand....) KawaiiKitsune2: (yeah...) KawaiiKitsune2: ^^ GreliztheFunky: Knuckles: I need to wash off... . GreliztheFunky: *Ancient Walker 1 begins to make out with Athair* GreliztheFunky: *Dimitri explodes* KawaiiKitsune2: LOL GreliztheFunky: Knuckles: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! GreliztheFunky: *Knuckles explodes, killing everyone* GreliztheFunky: THE END KawaiiKitsune2: LOL |
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