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The Night Before Christmas by Greliz, Tei Sama and Crazy Pocky Crazy Uncle Ernie's version of the famous Christmas Carol XD GreliztheFunky: Before Greliz goes, I want to share a poemGreliztheFunky: Twas Christmas in 'Nam, when all through the tents GreliztheFunky: Bombs were bursting as people repent GreliztheFunky: the stocking were hung in the foxholes GreliztheFunky: Hoping to be filled with gifts and not coal GreliztheFunky: My platoon were up and about KawaiiKitsune2: XD GreliztheFunky: their heads filled with visions of dead Charlies, no doubt GreliztheFunky: Then, above in the trees, I heard such a clatter GreliztheFunky: I picked up my rifle, and shot, ending the matter GreliztheFunky: out of the treetops fell a red suit GreliztheFunky: I had killed Santa, I responded "Oh shoot." KawaiiKitsune2: COMMUNISTS! GreliztheFunky: His plump dimpled cheeks were covered in blood GreliztheFunky: my teammate just stared and fainted with a thud GreliztheFunky: "Santa can't die! It just can't be! He's a hero to you and to me!" GreliztheFunky: "Shut your goddamn f**king face!" I shouting in rage. CrazyPocky: XD KawaiiKitsune2: XD GreliztheFunky: "We'll get through this, act your goddamn age." GreliztheFunky: "SANTA, YOU CAN'T DIE!" I yelled, my eyes runny. GreliztheFunky: "Think of the joys, the children, and most of all ,the money!!!" GreliztheFunky: With those words, Santa sprung to life GreliztheFunky: Or maybe it was the kevlar vest given to him by his wife. KawaiiKitsune2: XD GreliztheFunky: He filled up the stockings with ammo and fermented drink, and for me, a stuffed bunny that was pink. KawaiiKitsune2: LOL! GreliztheFunky: Then he jumped in the sleigh and flipped me the bird. KawaiiKitsune2: LMAO GreliztheFunky: "Merry Christmas, and watch the trigger finger, you turd!!" GreliztheFunky: The End. CrazyPocky: XD KawaiiKitsune2: LOL! |
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