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Ebonic Sonic by Greliz and Crazy Pocky Sonic and New York make a fantastic combination. XD GreliztheFunky: what if Station Square was like NYC? :DCrazyPocky: hehehe... >=) GreliztheFunky: Chaos probably would've been whupped by a few street gangs CrazyPocky: Taxicab drives would tell Perfect Chaos to "Get outta the road, ****head!" GreliztheFunky: WE AIN'T TAKIN' SH*T FROM YOU, YOU WATERY MOTHER F**KER! CrazyPocky: LOL CrazyPocky: XD! GreliztheFunky: Sonic would get mugged GreliztheFunky: Tails would become addicted to smack and sell his body in the upper eat side GreliztheFunky: *east CrazyPocky: lol GreliztheFunky: And Amy.... GreliztheFunky: I ain't even goin' there GreliztheFunky: :P CrazyPocky: OMG, BIG. GreliztheFunky: O.O GreliztheFunky: I can see it now... CrazyPocky: taking up 3 seats on the train... GreliztheFunky: NYPD: FREEZE! GreliztheFunky: DROP YOUR WEAPON! GreliztheFunky: Chief, it looks like a frog. CrazyPocky: lol! GreliztheFunky: I KNOW A GUN WHEN I SEE ONE, ROOKIE! GreliztheFunky: YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS, DARKIE! GreliztheFunky: Chief, he's purple. GreliztheFunky: ....Shaddap. CrazyPocky: XD GreliztheFunky: FIVE! GreliztheFunky: FOUR! GreliztheFunky: THREE! GreliztheFunky: TWO! GreliztheFunky: *Donut Break* GreliztheFunky: ONE! GreliztheFunky: FIRE!! GreliztheFunky: *The cops open fire on Big* CrazyPocky: *bullets bounce off* GreliztheFunky: *all the bullets ricochet off his belly, hitting several officers* GreliztheFunky: OH NO! ARE WEAPONS ARE USELESS! GreliztheFunky: CALL IN THE NATIONAL GUARD! GreliztheFunky: Big: Duuuuh, whadd're they doin' Froggy? GreliztheFunky: *A giant tank is wheeled in* GreliztheFunky: *It fires an armor-piercing shell at Big* GreliztheFunky: *when the smoke clears, the cat is still standing* CrazyPocky: National Guard: Oh SH*T. GreliztheFunky: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! GreliztheFunky: HIDE YOUR CHILDREN! HE'LL EAT THEM!! CrazyPocky: *women and children run screaming* CrazyPocky: *Big marches like Godzilla* GreliztheFunky: I jus' wanted Froggy.... GreliztheFunky: *The Ghostbusters drive in* GreliztheFunky: It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man!! GreliztheFunky: Stay-Puft: No, I'm down here, on Broadway!!! GreliztheFunky: Ghostbusters: Oop! Our bad! GreliztheFunky: Imagine Shadow in a street gang... CrazyPocky: Ghetto Shadow GreliztheFunky: Shadow: Yo, my posse! GreliztheFunky: Shadow's in the hiz-ouse!!!! CrazyPocky: What's hap'nin up in dis piece??? GreliztheFunky: If I catch that noogie with my girl again, I iz gonna bust hiz ass! CrazyPocky: Yo, I'ma bout to bus a cap in yo' ass, you bes' shet up young-boah! CrazyPocky: I needs me sum new rims for my benz, son GreliztheFunky: Here I come a-bustin' caps in yo ass.... GreliztheFunky: Shadow'z got tha mad skillz, and that ho Maria knowz it! GreliztheFunky: E-102: Affirmative, mother f**ker. GreliztheFunky: Shadow: Know your place, Tin Man! GreliztheFunky: E102: My-sensors-indicate-that-you-should-go-f**k-yourself. CrazyPocky: Maria: Shadow, why you don't buy me sum new shit? I needz me a new pair of timbs, cause the ones I got last week look raggedy as hell, bee-otch! GreliztheFunky: E102: <Bird flipping program initiaited> [50% complete] CrazyPocky: Maria: *chews gum loudly and rolls eyes* GreliztheFunky: Shadow: Shaddap, bitch! I getz ya money! GreliztheFunky: E102: Be-my-bitch-unit. Discard-the-fleshie. CrazyPocky: Maria: You gon' be good ta me, E-102? CrazyPocky: E-102: Just-call-me-E-Z. GreliztheFunky: I-operate-at-optimum-performance. GreliztheFunky: I-can-fulfill-your-every-desire. Except-sex. CrazyPocky: Shadow: Ya'll is some f**kin playa hataz! I dont need your ass anyway, beeotch! GreliztheFunky: Eggman: EGGMAN'S ON THE SCENE! GreliztheFunky: F**k to yo Momma! GreliztheFunky: E102: Yo-G. GreliztheFunky: E102: Waz-up-my-noogie? CrazyPocky: Shadow: I know you aint talkin bout my mamma, motha-f*cka! GreliztheFunky: Eggman: I iz gonna kill me a f**ken blue hegehog! GreliztheFunky: Maybe I iz, bitch! CrazyPocky: Shadow: You wanna start some shit, fatass? GreliztheFunky: Eggman: You don't wanna mess with the Egg 'O Love! CrazyPocky: Shadow: I can take yo' hefty ass. Come on! *takes off gold chains and earring* GreliztheFunky: Eggman: I gotz more botty than you could handle! GreliztheFunky: Tails: I NEEDZ MY FIX! I NEEDZ MY FIX!! AAAAAAAAAA!!! CrazyPocky: Shadow: I thought I tol' you not to come round here til you get me mah money! GreliztheFunky: Tails: I GETZ THA MONEY! CrazyPocky: Shadow: Maria already bitchin for some new Timbs. GreliztheFunky: Tails: I JUST NEEDZ TIME! GreliztheFunky: JUST GIMME AN OUNCE!! CrazyPocky: Maria: I am not bitchin, muthaf*cka. You need to check yourself *yell rant yell* GreliztheFunky: Shadow: I think yaz need ta have a work with Big C, fox. GreliztheFunky: Here he comez now! GreliztheFunky: Chaos: ... GreliztheFunky: Shadow: Hey, Big C, the little f**ker's whoopin' it up again. GreliztheFunky: Big C: ... CrazyPocky: Tails: Please man, don't hit me, I'll get the money, J-j-just gimme 3 more days, I swear... GreliztheFunky: Big C: ... GreliztheFunky: ... ...... ........ CrazyPocky: Tails: Naw, Big C! Dont break mah legs! Please! I got a wife, 3 kids, and a girlfriend to take care of! GreliztheFunky: Sonic: HEY!! YOU F**KIN' WIT MY BRO?? GreliztheFunky: Big C: ...! GreliztheFunky: Tails: Sonic! These noogies iz tryin' ta do me! CrazyPocky: *Sonic comes up with his jeans at his knees, boxers exposed* GreliztheFunky: Big: Duuuh.....Yoyo!!! GreliztheFunky: *plays with a Yoyo* GreliztheFunky: Eggman: ... GreliztheFunky: Ice that mother f**ker. CrazyPocky: Sonic: What the f*ck is all this? *pushes Big C against a car* GreliztheFunky: E-102: Consider-him-f**ked. GreliztheFunky: *blasts Big, the shot ricochets and burns Shadow's groin* GreliztheFunky: Shadow: ****!!! CrazyPocky: *Shadow falls to the floor crying* GreliztheFunky: Tails: Ha!! CrazyPocky: Sonic: Cryin' like a li'l b*tch. GreliztheFunky: Tails: Where's all that tough talk now, No Nuts? CrazyPocky: Shadow: Shut da f*ck up! GreliztheFunky: Eggman: Don't be dissing Slick Ebony....he'll f**k ya good! GreliztheFunky: E102: Damn-straight-f**ker. GreliztheFunky: Word-to-your-parental-units. CrazyPocky: Sonic: Looks like he'll never f*ck again! CrazyPocky: Tails: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GreliztheFunky: Big: I wanna sno-cone! GreliztheFunky: Eggamn: I thought you iced that f**ker. GreliztheFunky: E-102: Negative. GreliztheFunky: His-voice-burns. GreliztheFunky: Why-was-I-registered-to-feel-pain? CrazyPocky: Shadow: Find mah celly and call a doctor, cuz.. GreliztheFunky: Froggy: F**kin' RIBBIT!!! CrazyPocky: Eggman: Then ice that f*ckin frog. Sh*t. GreliztheFunky: E-102: <Initiate Amphibian Phucker-Upper> [ACTIVATED] GreliztheFunky: *grills Froggy and bites his head off* GreliztheFunky: Big: That was mean!! GreliztheFunky: *cries* GreliztheFunky: ... GreliztheFunky: I still wanna sno-cone. CrazyPocky: Shadow: Yo man, I cant feel mah leg! CrazyPocky: Sonic: Look at that weakling b*tch whine! GreliztheFunky: Big C: ....... GreliztheFunky: E-102: Big-C-is-f**king-pissed-G. CrazyPocky: Sonic: Tails, run from this mutha f*cka! CrazyPocky: Tails: Please, man, just one hit... GreliztheFunky: Amy: SONIC!!! I NEEDS ME SUM LOVIN'!!! CrazyPocky: *Amy runs in, clothes rumfled* GreliztheFunky: Sonic: SH*T!! GreliztheFunky: STEP OFF, B*TCH! CrazyPocky: We had a li'l summin-summin, but its over now. So bounce! GreliztheFunky: Amy: WHAT ABOUT LIL TYRONE? GreliztheFunky: WHO'S GONNA PAY FO' HIS FOOD? CrazyPocky: Sonic: I thought you got a job workin for pimp-master Knux! GreliztheFunky: Knuckles: BITCH!! YOUZ S'POSSED TO BE GETTIN' ME MAH BENJAMINS! CrazyPocky: *limo pulls up* *Knuckles steps out in a pimp suit with a cane* GreliztheFunky: I FOUND MAH LOST PIECE....OF ASS, THAT IS! CrazyPocky: Amy: This muthaf*cka here wont pay me for my services... GreliztheFunky: Eggman: F**kin' echidna! GreliztheFunky: Knuckles: You mutha f**kin' hog, youz better pay up! CrazyPocky: Sonic: WHAT? B*TCH, YOU CAME ON MY SH*T! I DIDNT WANT YOU! CrazyPocky: Amy: WAAAH! *cries all fake* GreliztheFunky: Big: ...I feel dirty. GreliztheFunky: *chews on froggy* CrazyPocky: Knux: Yo, Pookie, Ray-Ray, go f*ck that 'hog up. CrazyPocky: Sonic: Oh SH*T! CrazyPocky: *2 echidnas grab Sonic* GreliztheFunky: Tails: Aw, sh*t, here comes Big C's posse... GreliztheFunky: Chao 1: BAHOO! GreliztheFunky: Chao 2: YABBU!! GreliztheFunky: Chao 3: F**KIN' OONGY!!! CrazyPocky: Chaos: ..... GreliztheFunky: Chao 1: BROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! GreliztheFunky: Tails: PISS OFF, TURD! GreliztheFunky: Chao 2: ....Yubya. GreliztheFunky: Chao 3: *nods* GreliztheFunky: *pulls out s knife* GreliztheFunky: *lunges at Tails* GreliztheFunky: BROOHAHA!!! GreliztheFunky: Tails: AAAAAAAAA!!! GreliztheFunky: *Cuts Tails' throat* GreliztheFunky: E-102: Holy-sh*t. CrazyPocky: *2 echidnas finish beating Sonic, slam him to the floor and take his money, gold, and ice* GreliztheFunky: Chao 1: Woogah! GreliztheFunky: *bites Amy's leg* GreliztheFunky: Amy: AAAAAA!!! GreliztheFunky: MAH BOOTS!!! CrazyPocky: AW SH*T! How I'm supposed ta flash da homeys a li'l leg wit dis bite mark?? GreliztheFunky: Knuckles: Call off yo boys, Big C!! Ya ruinin' my meat! GreliztheFunky: Big C: ... GreliztheFunky: *snaps his fingers* CrazyPocky: *Chao stop attacking* GreliztheFunky: Chao 2: Brrrringah! GreliztheFunky: Chao 3: Woo. GreliztheFunky: Chao 1: Pootietang! CrazyPocky: Sonic: *gets up* Aw shit, why ya'll had ta kill Tails?? Ya'll play too much!! GreliztheFunky: Eggman: Aw, sh*t. GreliztheFunky: Da King's here! GreliztheFunky: Big C: !!! GreliztheFunky: Chao 3: O.O GreliztheFunky: Chao 2: O.O CrazyPocky: Shadow: Ya'll sons of b*tches, gemme a doctor! GreliztheFunky: Chao 1: *fart* GreliztheFunky: Woofo. GreliztheFunky: King Boom Boo: BBBBBRAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! CrazyPocky: Sonic: Aw, **** **** ****! GreliztheFunky: Knuckles: Aw, sh*t, we'z on his turf. GreliztheFunky: E-102: I-have-just-emptied-my-fecal-recepticals. CrazyPocky: *Knux grabs Amy, gets in the limo with Pookie and Ray-Ray, and drives off* GreliztheFunky: Shadow: I think I'll crawl to tha hospital... GreliztheFunky: Boom Boo: BRRRRRAGH!!! GreliztheFunky: *picks up Shadow* GreliztheFunky: Shadow: Let go of me, ya Casper mutha f*cka! CrazyPocky: Oh, sh*t! GreliztheFunky: Yo!! E-Man! Howzabout getting me outta here?? GreliztheFunky: Eggman: F**k dat shit! GreliztheFunky: *runz* GreliztheFunky: Big: Duh, he's like a fluffy cloud.... GreliztheFunky: Boom Boo: Braaaa? CrazyPocky: Shadow: You dirty dipsh*t! E-Man, when I find you, I'ma kick a bone out yo' fat ass! GreliztheFunky: Big: I want my sno-cone.... GreliztheFunky: Sonic: ... GreliztheFunky: SHUT THA FUDGE UP! GreliztheFunky: Chao 3: Brrrrrrrringah!! GreliztheFunky: E-102: Crap-in-a-hand-bag-it's-the-fuzz. GreliztheFunky: *A cop car pulls up* GreliztheFunky: *Jojo steps out, holding a grenade launcher* GreliztheFunky: Jojo: TOOOOOOOOO!!!! GreliztheFunky: E-102: Fuck-that-noise! CrazyPocky: Sonic: Aw, f*ck! GreliztheFunky: E-102: I-need-no-more-pain! GreliztheFunky: Jojo: Ba!!! GreliztheFunky: Tootoo!!! CrazyPocky: Sonic: *grabs Tails' body* Lets roll up outta dis piece! GreliztheFunky: Jojo: *blows Big's head off* CrazyPocky: Sonic: ... GreliztheFunky: E-102: O.O CrazyPocky: Sonic: I like dat cop. CrazyPocky: E-102: Word. GreliztheFunky: Let's-go-get-a-drink. GreliztheFunky: Big C: I'm game. GreliztheFunky: I mean "..." GreliztheFunky: Boom Boo: BRAGH. GreliztheFunky: *KBB walks off to find a homeless man to beat up* CrazyPocky: Sonic: *tosses Tails' dead body over his shoulder* What we do wit Tails now, son? GreliztheFunky: Chao 3: EaT!!! GreliztheFunky: Chao 2: YoMMy! GreliztheFunky: Chao 1: Oogy yummy! GreliztheFunky: All: EAT EAT EAT! CrazyPocky: Sonic: Does remove the evidence... *sets down the body* GreliztheFunky: All: NUM NUM!!! GreliztheFunky: *in an instant, all that remains of Tails is his gold fillings.* GreliztheFunky: Sonic: Damn! GreliztheFunky: The b*tch was holdin' out on me... CrazyPocky: *Sonic picks up fillings and puts them in place* CrazyPocky: Check me now, baby baaaaaay-beeeeeee! GreliztheFunky: E-102: *blasts Sonic* GreliztheFunky: *steals fillings* GreliztheFunky: I'm-mega-f**kin'-cool. GreliztheFunky: I-gotz-mad-skillz-yo. CrazyPocky: Sonic: Tin can bitch, I'ma light yo' ass up! GreliztheFunky: E-102: Bring-the-pain. CrazyPocky: *Sonic pulls out gun* CrazyPocky: Sonic: I'ma enjoy dis *shoots* GreliztheFunky: *E-102 pulls out a board with a nail in it* GreliztheFunky: *bum rushes Sonic, and plants one clean blow in his eye* CrazyPocky: Sonic: ****! Mutha f*cka took mah eye out! CrazyPocky: Chaos: .... CrazyPocky: Sonic: So my eyes were attached, its genetic bitch! GreliztheFunky: *The Chao sit on the side-lines, eagerly waiting...* CrazyPocky: Sonic: *shoves E-102 into a car* GreliztheFunky: *E-102 kicks Sonic* GreliztheFunky: Jojo: Too! GreliztheFunky: Sonic: O.O GreliztheFunky: *Jojo throws a barrel of acid on them* GreliztheFunky: *he jumps around humming* CrazyPocky: Sonic: Mah new Timbs, nooo! CrazyPocky: Took me an hour to jack these! GreliztheFunky: *Jojo pukes* CrazyPocky: Big C: .... GreliztheFunky: <Vomit blocking system functions> GreliztheFunky: [SELF DESTRUCT ACTIVATED] CrazyPocky: Sonic: That was messed, up son... *staggers* GreliztheFunky: E-102: EAT-ME-MUTHA-F*CKA. GreliztheFunky: *explodes* CrazyPocky: *Sonic is shot a few feet back* CrazyPocky: Big C: ...... GreliztheFunky: (Translation: This is f*ckin' weak. Let's go attack old people and tourists.) GreliztheFunky: All: YAHOO! CrazyPocky: *Big C and chao leave* GreliztheFunky: *Big continues to be dead* CrazyPocky: Status: CrazyPocky: Sonic is now in rehab for psychiatric treatment. CrazyPocky: Tails has been digested. CrazyPocky: Knuckles is the head pimp of NYC, with whores spanning from the lower east side to God knows where. CrazyPocky: Amy is on welfare, trying to find a job to help support her and her son. GreliztheFunky: Big is still dead. GreliztheFunky: We hope. GreliztheFunky: Shadow's crotch was unable to be saved. GreliztheFunky: He now works in a 7-11. CrazyPocky: Eggman is still a cowardly b*tch. GreliztheFunky: Jojo poked himself in the eye. CrazyPocky: E-102's remains were eaten by Officer Jojo, then vomited out. GreliztheFunky: King Boom Boo is looking for a bra, God only knows why. GreliztheFunky: Christopher Walken continues to scare small children. CrazyPocky: Crazy Pocky and Greliz were arrested shortly after the telling of the story. CrazyPocky: They were given life in prison. CrazyPocky: No parole. GreliztheFunky: They were charged with "Assisted Suicide." GreliztheFunky: and "Impersonating a Head of Cabbage" CrazyPocky: The End. GreliztheFunky: We hope. |
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