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Grandpa vs. Wetbread 8D by Greliz, Tei Sama and Crazy Pocky

Crazy old crank versus The Great Wet One... who will win??

You have just entered room "Grampa vs Wetbread."
CrazyPocky: XD
KawaiiKitsune2: LET THE FIGHT BEGIN XD
GreliztheFunky: Wetbread: GRANDPA LIKES WETBREAD'S MARIJUANICH.
GreliztheFunky: Grandpa: I'D HIT YOU IF THE GODDAMN PENGUINS WEREN'T IN THE WAY.
CrazyPocky: XD
KawaiiKitsune2: XD
GreliztheFunky: Wetbread: THE PENGUINS?!?!?!
CrazyPocky: Can't you 2 get along?
GreliztheFunky: Wetbread: THEY RETURN?!?!?!
GreliztheFunky: Penguins: WAK WAK WAK!!!
GreliztheFunky: Penguins: EAT THE PUPPIES. HURT THE GOATS. STARVE BOB SAGET!!
GreliztheFunky: Wetbread: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
GreliztheFunky: Grandpa: GET OUTTA MY WAY!!! I GOT A NAILBAT WITH F**K-DOG'S NAME ON IT!!
CrazyPocky: XD!!
KawaiiKitsune2: XD!! LOL
GreliztheFunky: Wetbread: ...
GreliztheFunky: Wetbread: LET HIM THRU, EVIL ARCTIC BIRDS.
GreliztheFunky: Wetbread: WETBREAD NEEDS A COLONIC IRRIGATION.
GreliztheFunky: Penguins: DANCE.
GreliztheFunky: DANCE.
GreliztheFunky: DANCE.
GreliztheFunky: DANCE.
GreliztheFunky: Wetbread: NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
GreliztheFunky: Grandpa: GET BACK HERE!!! *chases Wetbread*
GreliztheFunky: Grandpa: *runs right into God*
GreliztheFunky: Grandpa: WHAT THE F**K??
GreliztheFunky: HIIIII, I'M LOUIE ANDERSOOOOON!!!
KawaiiKitsune2: AAAHHHHH!!!!!
GreliztheFunky: Grandpa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
GreliztheFunky: Wetbread: *JUMPS LOUIE*
GreliztheFunky: Wetbread: *--CENSORED--S HIM*
GreliztheFunky: OOOOOOOOOOOH, DEAR GOOOOOOOOOD.
KawaiiKitsune2: EW XD
GreliztheFunky: Grandpa: AAAAAAAAAAA!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! MY OLD VIRGIN EYES!!
CrazyPocky: XD
KawaiiKitsune2: Whoa! Grandpa's THAT old and he's never been laid? Wow!
GreliztheFunky: Wetbread: VIRGIN? WETBREAD DOUBTS IT.
GreliztheFunky: Wetbread: THEN AGAIN, WETBREAD SEDATED YOU WHEN HE DID THAT.
GreliztheFunky: Grandpa: O_O
CrazyPocky: O_O
CrazyPocky: LOL
KawaiiKitsune2: O_O
GreliztheFunky: Grandpa: GET BACK HERE SO I MAY PROPERLY DISMEMBER EVERY PART OF YOUR CROTCH WITH A RUSTY BUTTER KNIFE COVERED IN VORACIOUS ARMY ANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
KawaiiKitsune2: Bert: NOO! NOT THE CROTCH!
KawaiiKitsune2: Bert: CROTCH SAVE THYSELF!!!
GreliztheFunky: BERT: MY LIFE IS A CROTCH!!!
GreliztheFunky: *WETBREAD RUNS*
KawaiiKitsune2: Bert: HEY! I'M BURT!
KawaiiKitsune2: Bert: MY LIFE IS A CROTCH!
GreliztheFunky: BERT: Curse you.....my disguise did not work.
CrazyPocky: LOL
GreliztheFunky: *POOF*
GreliztheFunky: Naugus: IT'S NAUGY TIME!!!
GreliztheFunky: Wetbread: *JUMPS NAUGUS*
GreliztheFunky: Wetbread: *--CENSORED--S HIM*
KawaiiKitsune2: NAUGUS! HAH!
KawaiiKitsune2: Bert: Your crotch is nowhere cool as mine!
GreliztheFunky: Naugus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! SWEET JESUS!!! GET HIM OFF!!!!! I FEEL PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GreliztheFunky: Grandpa: *swings at Wetbread*
GreliztheFunky: Grandpa: *misses and whacks Naugus in the ass*
KawaiiKitsune2: *Jumps at Wetbread's crotch*
KawaiiKitsune2: MINE!
KawaiiKitsune2: GIVE MY CROTCH BACK, YOU CROTCH THEIF!
GreliztheFunky: Wetbread: *--CENSORED--S BURT*
KawaiiKitsune2: NO! ****ED BY MY OWN CROTCH!
GreliztheFunky: Grandpa: *grabs Wetbread*
GreliztheFunky: Grandpa: *cuts off his head and sets the body on fire*
GreliztheFunky: Grandpa: GOOD RIDDANCE.
CrazyPocky: GO GRANDPA!
GreliztheFunky: Wetbread: *pops out of Grandpa's eyehole*
GreliztheFunky: Wetbread: Hello.
GreliztheFunky: Grandpa: AAAAAAAAAAA!
GreliztheFunky: Grandpa: GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE!!!
KawaiiKitsune2: AEIIII!
GreliztheFunky: Grandpa: This looks drastic...
KawaiiKitsune2: THE CROTCH THEIF!
GreliztheFunky: Grandpa: we need to call in the big guns...
KawaiiKitsune2: GIMME!!! *charges Wetbread*
GreliztheFunky: Grandpa: *wheels in a giant box*
GreliztheFunky: Grandpa: *opens the top*
GreliztheFunky: Grandpa: *RUNS LIKE HELL*
CrazyPocky: *flies to ceiling* What's in there?
GreliztheFunky: *POP*
GreliztheFunky: Crazy Uncle Ernie: HOOOOOOOZAH!!!!
KawaiiKitsune2: It's Crazy Uncle Ernie!
CrazyPocky: Unky Ernie? You're still alive?
GreliztheFunky: Ernie: YES INDEEDY!!! DRINKING DRANO CAN'T GET THE BEST OF ME!!! 8D
KawaiiKitsune2: All we need now are...
KawaiiKitsune2: DANCING MONKEYS!
KawaiiKitsune2: Bert: I AM THE CROTCHMAN!
GreliztheFunky: Ernie: WETBREAD!!!! FACE ME LIKE THE GIRL YOU ARE!!!
GreliztheFunky: Wetbread: *GASP*
GreliztheFunky: Wetbread: THE ERNIE BAG!!!!
GreliztheFunky: Wetbread: WETBREAD THOUGHT YOU HAD BEEN EATEN BY THE GREAT BOB SAGET!!!
GreliztheFunky: Ernie: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
GreliztheFunky: Grandpa: GODDAMNIT!!
GreliztheFunky: Grandpa: GET BACK IN THE BOX, ERNIE!!!!
GreliztheFunky: Ernie: NEVER!!!
KawaiiKitsune2: Bert: BOB SAGET!
KawaiiKitsune2: Bert: HE STOLE MY CROTCH!
GreliztheFunky: Grandpa: YOU INGRATE!!!! CLEAN MY BEDPAN!!!
CrazyPocky: XD
CrazyPocky: I told X to do it
KawaiiKitsune2: Bert: UNPAW MY KITTY, CANINE KNAVE! *chases Bob Saget around*
GreliztheFunky: Dear God, I hate my relatives ~_~;;;;
KawaiiKitsune2: Penguin: *makes weird DOINK! sounds*
GreliztheFunky: SHUT YER FACE!!!
KawaiiKitsune2: Penguin: *gets run over by an enraged Bert*
KawaiiKitsune2: Penguin: BLONG!
GreliztheFunky: Ernie: GRELIZ!!! FETCH ME A LARGE BOWL OF JELLY!!
GreliztheFunky: why?
GreliztheFunky: Ernie: CUZ IT AIN'T JELLY IF IT DON'T WIGGLE, BAY-BEE!!!
GreliztheFunky: o_O
CrazyPocky: XD
KawaiiKitsune2: Penguin: *in a stupid high voice* Oh ow I got run over! Owowow. SPLAT!
CrazyPocky: Unky Ernie, I WANT A COOKIE!
GreliztheFunky: Pimpy: WHERE DAT JELLY AT?
CrazyPocky: O.O
CrazyPocky: LMAO
GreliztheFunky: Ernie: *EATS PIMPY*
CrazyPocky: O.O
GreliztheFunky: Ernie: *GURGES HIM INTO THE MOUTHS OF THE PENGUINS*
KawaiiKitsune2: LOL!
KawaiiKitsune2: err
GreliztheFunky: Penguin: WHEEEEEEE!
KawaiiKitsune2: Penguin: DONGOBOINGO!
GreliztheFunky: Penguin: WHEEEEEEEEE!!!
GreliztheFunky: Penguin: PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! POOP.
GreliztheFunky: Ernie: ERNIE HAS NO COOKIES, CHILD.
KawaiiKitsune2: Penguin: HEY! I MAKE THE SOUND EFFECTS AROUND HERE, UNCLE TRUCKER!
KawaiiKitsune2: Penguin: BONK! DOOSH!
GreliztheFunky: Ernie: ONLY ARMORED VEHICLES OF MASS DESTRUCTION.
GreliztheFunky: Make them go away....
CrazyPocky: I'll take it.
GreliztheFunky: *curls up in a fetal postion*
CrazyPocky: **eats all of them**
GreliztheFunky: Ernie: *gives CP a tank*
GreliztheFunky: Ernie: DON'T EAT ME!!!
KawaiiKitsune2: Penguin: DONK! I'VE BEEN ET!
GreliztheFunky: Ernie: I JUST GAVE YOU A DEATH-DEALING MACHINE!!
KawaiiKitsune2: Bert: AR! MY CROTCH AND I WILL hAVE OUR VENGANCE ANOTHER DAY!
GreliztheFunky: Ernie: *climbs out of CP's gut*
GreliztheFunky: Ernie: *climbs into Metal Gear Bagg*
CrazyPocky: *growl*
GreliztheFunky: Ernie: *torches Wetbread*
KawaiiKitsune2: *bonks Bert* BONK!
GreliztheFunky: Wetbread: AAAAAAAAA!!! WETBREAD'S CROTCH HAS BEEN SCORCHED WITH NUCLEAR FIRE!!!!
KawaiiKitsune2: FWOOSH! PANTS!
KawaiiKitsune2: His thong! His thong! His thong is on fire!
GreliztheFunky: Wetbread: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
GreliztheFunky: Wetbread: *jumps into a pit*
GreliztheFunky: I WIN!!!
KawaiiKitsune2: MOOPYPOOPY!
GreliztheFunky: Solid Snake: METAL GEAR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
GreliztheFunky: Dead Dan: x_x .....
GreliztheFunky: *clunk*
GreliztheFunky: DAN IS DEAD.
GreliztheFunky: SEE DAN DIE.
GreliztheFunky: DIE, DAN, DIE.
GreliztheFunky: Ernie: Ok, kiddies, it's that time...
GreliztheFunky: IT'S UNCA ERNIE'S STORY CORNER!!!!!!! YAY!!!
KawaiiKitsune2: *stupid kiddie voice* yaay!
GreliztheFunky: Oh god, not this ~_~
KawaiiKitsune2: *voice cracks*
GreliztheFunky: Ernie: WASSA MATTER, BOY? DON'T LIKE MY STORIES?
GreliztheFunky: Uncle Ernie, all you ever talk about is 'Nam and how you got shranel embedded in your ass, and about how you guzzled a bucket of Agent Orange.
KawaiiKitsune2: MOO!
KawaiiKitsune2: LOL
GreliztheFunky: Ernie: IT WASN'T AGENT ORANGE!!!
GreliztheFunky: Ernie: IT WAS MOUNTAIN DEW!!
GreliztheFunky: Just as bad.
KawaiiKitsune2: Dude, that reminds me of my insane health teacher
GreliztheFunky: That wasn't Mountain Dew, you idiot, it was a vial of urine you wore around your neck.
GreliztheFunky: Ernie: ....your point?
KawaiiKitsune2: He always told 'Nam stories that were really nuckin' futs
GreliztheFunky: ¬_¬
GreliztheFunky: Ernie: *bonks TS*
GreliztheFunky: QUIET TIME.
GreliztheFunky: Let me tell you a tale......a tale of three little pigs.....and a
GreliztheFunky: BIG
GreliztheFunky: BAD
KawaiiKitsune2: OW!
GreliztheFunky: INSURANCE SALESMAN!!
GreliztheFunky: Once upon a time, there were three little pigs named Tei, Greliz and Pocky.
GreliztheFunky: HEY!! >=O
KawaiiKitsune2: OINK TO THAT!
GreliztheFunky: QUIET YOUR FACES!!
GreliztheFunky: anyways, these little pigs lived houses.
GreliztheFunky: Tei Piggy lived in a house made of Spam
KawaiiKitsune2: Ew!
GreliztheFunky: Greliz Piggy lived in a house made of beef jerky
KawaiiKitsune2: Greliz got lucky!!!!
KawaiiKitsune2: I WANNA HOUSE MADE OF BEEF JERKY!
GreliztheFunky: and Pocky Piggy, being so smart, lived in a house made of criminal corpse parts.
GreliztheFunky: QUIET, YOU!!!!
GreliztheFunky: she cemented them together with spackle
GreliztheFunky: anyways, then trouble began brewing
CrazyPocky: XD XD XD XD XD
KawaiiKitsune2: XD
GreliztheFunky: TS was SPOOSHING around, palying JGR, when a knock knock was heard on his door.
KawaiiKitsune2: He said it...
KawaiiKitsune2: he said the words...sorta...
KawaiiKitsune2: I...CAN'T...HOLD...BACK...
KawaiiKitsune2: J-J-J-J-JET SET RADIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
GreliztheFunky: TS peered thru the door to see the BIG, BAD, Insurance Man, Snidley Warlorn.
KawaiiKitsune2: XD
GreliztheFunky: "LITTEL PIGG, LET ME IN." the creature slurred. "I hvae insuracne for yuor bad fics!!"
GreliztheFunky: "GO MOO YOURSELF!!" replied the little Tei.
KawaiiKitsune2: XD
GreliztheFunky: "Well, thne." Warlorn replied.
GreliztheFunky: "I;ll HFFU. I'll puf, and I'll bithc and gripe adn moan untli yuor huose falsl dwon!!!"
GreliztheFunky: Warlorn moaned and moaned and moaned.
GreliztheFunky: Unfortunately, stupid, stupid Tei had built his house out of spam.
GreliztheFunky: it couldn't hold up against the evils of Warlorn, and collapse din a mushy heap
CrazyPocky: XD
GreliztheFunky: Tei ran away crying, taking refuge at Greliz Piggy's house.
KawaiiKitsune2: Aww!
GreliztheFunky: "Fear not!" Greliz told Tei.
GreliztheFunky: "Being much smarter than you, I have constructed a sturdy house out of smoked meats!"
GreliztheFunky: Tei responded "You are so smart Mr. Greliz, I want to be just like you."
KawaiiKitsune2: I do?
GreliztheFunky: "Well," Greliz said. "I'm a dork compared to my suave and sexy Uncle Ernie....he's hung like a h--"
GreliztheFunky: AAAAAAAAA!!! SHUT UP!!
CrazyPocky: LMAO
GreliztheFunky: HEY, I'M TELLING THE STORY HERE!!!
KawaiiKitsune2: LOL LMAO
GreliztheFunky: Anyway, that's when there was a konch knokc on the door.
GreliztheFunky: "OPNE UP" Warlorn yelled. "I WNAT TO MKAE BLAND, OFFENSIVE STATEMENTS ABUOT YUOR HUMOR!!"
GreliztheFunky: "EAT SHIT AND DIE!!" Greliz and Tei yelled.
CrazyPocky: SWEET
KawaiiKitsune2: :D
GreliztheFunky: Warlorn replied, "I AM A SAIYAN, I WILL KAMEHEMAHEMAMAMAMAMAMA YOUR HUOSE DOWN!!"
KawaiiKitsune2: LMAO
GreliztheFunky: :D
GreliztheFunky: And with that, Warlorn cupped his hands together and shot out a large fireball...it was later found out that it was just a flaming coal he had left in his hands.
CrazyPocky: XD XD!!
KawaiiKitsune2: XD
GreliztheFunky: It caught the meats on fire, burning dummy-dum Greliz's house down.
GreliztheFunky: -_-
KawaiiKitsune2: NO! ALL THAT BEEF JERKY!!! WHY DOES GOD MOCK ME SO!!!!
GreliztheFunky: Tei and Greliz ran to the safety of Pocky piggy's house.
GreliztheFunky: Pocky was deeply saddened by the loss of the fortresses of meat, and promised that this one would not fall.
CrazyPocky: I miss meat ;_;
KawaiiKitsune2: Me, too ;_; We need meat
GreliztheFunky: "I make good houses!" Pocky yelled. "I use high quality corpse limbs and glue them together with a thick barbeque sauce!"
GreliztheFunky: "Pocky, you are DAMN SMOOTH!" chimed Tei and Greliz.
KawaiiKitsune2: XD
GreliztheFunky: "But not as smooth as that fine hunk of man that is Uncle Ernie!! I swear to god, he is so damn smooth that dirt slides right off his humongous w--"
GreliztheFunky: HEY!!!!!
GreliztheFunky: QUIET YOUR FACE!!!!!!
CrazyPocky: LMAO
GreliztheFunky: And then, the sound of inevitability....Knock knock konck
KawaiiKitsune2: LOL EW XD
GreliztheFunky: "Let me in!" Warlorn yelled. "I wnat yuo to pay me large amuonts of money to keep yuor shoddy crap-ass house from falling down!!!"
GreliztheFunky: "NEVER!!" the three pigs wailed.
GreliztheFunky: "Then you will fcae the consikwences!!!!" he yelled.
KawaiiKitsune2: LMAO
GreliztheFunky: With a large bellow, Warlorn summoned the Legins of Evul.
GreliztheFunky: The Pimp-Master, Extremely Mannish Dame, Doosh-head, and Demonic Chronic-Smoking Sonic.
KawaiiKitsune2: LMAO
CrazyPocky: LMAO
KawaiiKitsune2: XD
GreliztheFunky: Within seconds, they were on the house, bitching, whining, gnawing, urinating, and performing disgusting acts of defecation.
KawaiiKitsune2: LOL
GreliztheFunky: There, all better.
CrazyPocky: XD
GreliztheFunky: As hard as they tried, they could not break the tight foundation of the house.
GreliztheFunky: That's when they realized the house was actually made of concrete.
GreliztheFunky: So, as the three pigs continued to laugh, Warlorn devised a plan.
GreliztheFunky: Namely, involving a large nuclear battle tank
GreliztheFunky: Warlorn blasted the house away, leaving the pigs vunerable
KawaiiKitsune2: Oh no!
GreliztheFunky: yelled Tei.
GreliztheFunky: "All is lost!!" sobbed Pocky.
GreliztheFunky: "We need help!!" Greliz yelled. "And there is only one person who can help us!! Only that debonaire bad-ass Uncle Ernie can save us!!"
KawaiiKitsune2: No!
CrazyPocky: O.O
GreliztheFunky: "Yes!!" Tei yelled. "Only Uncle Ernie has the power to vanquish evil, with his pearly white smile, minty-fresh breath, and finely crafted buttocks!!"
KawaiiKitsune2: Not that debonaire bad-ass Uncle Ernie
KawaiiKitsune2: XD
GreliztheFunky: "Help us, Uncle Ernie!: Pocky yelled. "You;re our only hope!'
GreliztheFunky: And suddenly, Ernie jumped out of the trees, armed to the teeth with good literture, JSRF propaganda, a circumsicion device, a certificate for a drug-rehab program, and an exorcism booklet.
KawaiiKitsune2: BOOO!
GreliztheFunky: using these completely uncoincidental items, he blew away the Legin of Evil once and for all, saving the three pigs.
CrazyPocky: XD
KawaiiKitsune2: JSRF SUCKS PEINIE!
GreliztheFunky: "Damn, Uncle Ernie," the piggies said. "YOU'RE DAMN SMOOTH!!!"
KawaiiKitsune2: No we didn't!
GreliztheFunky: Yes, you did.
GreliztheFunky: *bonks TS*
KawaiiKitsune2: Ow again!
GreliztheFunky: And so, with the Piggies saved, Ernie drove off in his sports car for a night of hot sex with Cameron Diaz.
GreliztheFunky: The End.
KawaiiKitsune2: BOOO!
GreliztheFunky: *bonks TS*
CrazyPocky: XD XD!!!!
GreliztheFunky *dangles him over a pit of liquid nitrogen*
KawaiiKitsune2: *throws Mr. Saturn at Uncle ernie*
KawaiiKitsune2: Mr. Saturn: MRRP!
GreliztheFunky: Pocky liked the story, and so should you!!!
GreliztheFunky: What about you, Greliz?
GreliztheFunky: *curled up in the corner crying* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
GreliztheFunky: Ernie: Glad you liked it.
GreliztheFunky: Grandpa: Goddamnit, Ernie, there you go, corrupting innocent children again.
GreliztheFunky: Ernie: Shut up, Dad.
GreliztheFunky: Grandpa: KISS MY WRINKLY, MOLE-COVERED ASS.
CrazyPocky: Grandpa, Unky won't gimme a cookie!
GreliztheFunky: Grandpa: GOOD.
KawaiiKitsune2: I WANT BACONCRACK!
CrazyPocky: *takes Grandpas dentures*
CrazyPocky: *bites him in the shins*
GreliztheFunky: Ernie: Don't make me tell another story.
GreliztheFunky: Ernie: I don't think you wanna hear "The Bag of Passion," do you??
GreliztheFunky: @________@
GreliztheFunky: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KawaiiKitsune2: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!
CrazyPocky: EW >_<
GreliztheFunky: Ernie: AND THAT, KIDS, IS WHY YOU SHOULD KEEP YOUR WANG OUT OF THE DISK DRIVE.
KawaiiKitsune2: EW!
GreliztheFunky: Wetbread: WETBREAD IS SORRY.
CrazyPocky: >_<
KawaiiKitsune2: O_O

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