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Grandpa Greliz 2 by Greliz and Crazy Pocky My favorite evil old man. :D CrazyPocky: i'm depressed. can GG come out and play?GreliztheFunky: GOLDURNIT!!! MATLOCK'S ON AND I'M MISSING IT!!! GreliztheFunky: THIS HAD BETTER BE IMPORTANT! GreliztheFunky: DON KNOTTS IS S'POSED TO BE ON THERE TONIGHT! CrazyPocky: Grandpa, I want a cookie and a story! GreliztheFunky: All I got is teething biscuits and a copy of TV Guide. CrazyPocky: *takes dentures* CrazyPocky: *puts them in* GreliztheFunky: THAT'S BETTER. CrazyPocky: *bites your knee* GreliztheFunky: AAAAAAAAAA! GreliztheFunky: TIME FER A CANIN'!! CrazyPocky: I WANT MY FUCKIN COOKIES, YOU OLD FART! GreliztheFunky: *Pulls a broken Oreo out of his pocket* GreliztheFunky: HERE!! CrazyPocky: YAY! CrazyPocky: *takes cookie* CrazyPocky: I knew you were holding out on me GreliztheFunky: actually, that's been there since '79. I just forgot about it. CrazyPocky: What happened in '79? GreliztheFunky: I burnt down a convenience store and robbed it. CrazyPocky: Did you burn it or rob it first? GreliztheFunky: burnt it CrazyPocky: So what did you steal? GreliztheFunky: I sifted through the burning rubble afterwards CrazyPocky: what did ya get? GreliztheFunky: some pencaps, a half-burnt copy of Penthouse, a toilet seat, and that cookie. CrazyPocky: Wow! CrazyPocky: You're my hero, Grandpa GreliztheFunky: good. GreliztheFunky: NOW GET MY WALKER! CrazyPocky: *gets walker* GreliztheFunky: GOOD! CrazyPocky: *still has dentures in mouth* GreliztheFunky: NOW CLEAN MY BEDPAN! GreliztheFunky: O_O CrazyPocky: X said he's gonna clean it CrazyPocky: ??? GreliztheFunky: FAMN FOO!! CrazyPocky: LOL XD GreliztheFunky: FIMME FACK MUH DENSUHS!! CrazyPocky: *bites your ankle* GreliztheFunky: *canes CP* CrazyPocky: *pulls away your walker* GreliztheFunky: *kicks CP in the butt* CrazyPocky: *slaps you* Bad old fart! GreliztheFunky: *takes back dentures* CrazyPocky: *takes dentures again* *steps on them* GreliztheFunky: I didn't need them anyway. I still have my teeth' CrazyPocky: So why do you have dentures? GreliztheFunky: .... GreliztheFunky: I dunno... CrazyPocky: o_O CrazyPocky: Grandpa, your bag is all wrinkly. Was it like that when you were a young fart? CrazyPocky: Grandpa, stop falling asleep on yourself! GreliztheFunky: *sxxxt* Huh? CrazyPocky: Grandpa, your bag is all wrinkly. Was it like that when you were a young fart? GreliztheFunky: dammit, why'd ya wake me up?? I think I was dying!! CrazyPocky: you're funny! CrazyPocky: Gimme a hug! GreliztheFunky: No! CrazyPocky: You're old enough, go buy me beer! GreliztheFunky: No. GreliztheFunky: I'm outta money. GreliztheFunky: Spent it all on whores. GreliztheFunky: and bacon. CrazyPocky: What if i give you money? GreliztheFunky: No! CrazyPocky: I WANT BEER! GreliztheFunky: Then go steal some. GreliztheFunky: But burn down the place first. CrazyPocky: Ok GreliztheFunky: and get me some anitdiaretics! GreliztheFunky: *antidiaretics CrazyPocky: What did you use to burn the place down? GreliztheFunky: I lit my farts. CrazyPocky: Isn't that dangerous? GreliztheFunky: No more dangerous than drinking gasoline. CrazyPocky: Ah. CrazyPocky: Well, can I use a lighter? GreliztheFunky: go ahead CrazyPocky: *goes* CrazyPocky: *comes back 1 hour later escorted by police* CrazyPocky: Cop: Is this your grandchild? CrazyPocky: Sir? CrazyPocky: Cop 2: It appears he's fallen asleep. CrazyPocky: GRANDPA, WAKE UP! GreliztheFunky: WHA!!! NOT THE RUSSIANS AGAIN! CrazyPocky: Cop: Is this your grandchild? We found her setting fire to a convenience store with a lighter. GreliztheFunky: No. CrazyPocky: Cop 2: Everyone knows you're supposed to light a fart for that kind of job. GreliztheFunky: She's your sister's daughter. CrazyPocky: Cops: What sister? GreliztheFunky: oh, wait, didn't she have a sex change? CrazyPocky: Grandpa, I got the antidiaretics and beer.. tell 'em to leave... GreliztheFunky: LOOK!! SOMEONE'S URINATING IN YOUR POLICE CAR! CrazyPocky: *cops look* That's our job! CrazyPocky: *cops run off* |
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