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Grandpa Greliz The crankiest of the cranks gets a visit from his grandkids. ;) EggoManX: Who want Magic Kool Aid!?GreliztheFunky: Screw the Kool-Aid. GreliztheFunky: Where's my Metamucil, X? GreliztheFunky: I needs my fiber, daggumit! GreliztheFunky: KEEP YOUR RACKET DOWN! DAMN NOISY KIDS! GreliztheFunky: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I TALKED TO BURNING BUSHES AND PARTED A SEA OF GRAVY! EggoManX: Grandpa Greliz, i will NOT clean your bed pan! GreliztheFunky: NO EXCUSES! Crin the Grey: Chat just went psycho o.O GreliztheFunky: NOW MEANS NOW! GreliztheFunky: It's either the bedpan, or the spongebath! EggoManX: No! You made your bed pan, now clean it yourself! GreliztheFunky: C'mon, it was a wet one... GreliztheFunky: I can't chew, so X chews my food for me CelestialEidolon has entered the room. CelestialEidolon: Hello ^^ EggoManX: No i don't! GreliztheFunky: GET OFFA MY LAWN! GreliztheFunky: I DIDN'T NO SHRAPNEL IN NO DUBYA DUBYA TWO SO'S I COULD COME BACK TO A COUNTRY WHERE KIDS DUNNO HOW TA STAY OFFA MAH LAWN! GreliztheFunky: who's the Eidolon? Is it that pesky Walken again? EggoManX: Come now Grandpa Greliz, you need your calming "Stuff". GreliztheFunky: NO!!! GreliztheFunky: JUST GET ME THE ALCOHOL AND PAINKILLERS! GreliztheFunky: Maybe tonight I'll get lucky and DIE! CelestialEidolon: Hehe KawaiiKitsune2: Shadow + Pocky = Shocky! EggoManX: Thats what i was talking about in the first place! CrazyPocky: Tails + Pocky = Tacky! GreliztheFunky: Greliz = Pretzel = Grepzel. CrazyPocky: Sonic + Pocky = Socky GreliztheFunky: Greliz + Tail-Sama = GrezAma EggoManX: Mega + Man + X= Stupid blue guy. CrazyPocky: Samamama + Schalalala = CrazyPocky: LOVE GreliztheFunky: X + food = CHEW MY FOOD DAMMIT! GreliztheFunky: Bedpan + bad Mexican food = CLEAN MY BEDPAN, DAMMIT! CrazyPocky: *gives Baggie alcohol* CelestialEidolon: X, go clean his bedpan!! ^_~ GreliztheFunky: Greliz + Laughter + Alcohol = Armageddon EggoManX: *Throws bed pan out a window* No no one will clean it! CrazyPocky: It landed on someone... CrazyPocky: >_< CelestialEidolon: Augh!!! GreliztheFunky: X + Discarded bedpan = X with the bedpan shoved up his piehole EggoManX: HEY! CelestialEidolon: Poor X CelestialEidolon: *hugs him* GreliztheFunky: X + Eidolon + hugs = GET A ROOM, DAGBURNIT! CrazyPocky: Um, who's Eidolon? ^^; EggoManX: *Hugs back* TheGrandDivina: I'm the Eidolon =P GreliztheFunky: Eidolon + GrandDivina = I don't wanna know TheGrandDivina: *whaps Greliz* GreliztheFunky: Greliz + snide remarks + Whapping = Sad Baghead GreliztheFunky: She's a scitzo! O_O GreliztheFunky: AAAAAAAA! TheGrandDivina: Nah, just two different names in the same room TheGrandDivina: :D TheGrandDivina: Right? GreliztheFunky: SCTIZO! EggoManX: Thats it! Grandpa Greliz! You've gone too far! It's time to go back to the Home!! GreliztheFunky: NO!! CrazyPocky: NO!! CrazyPocky: x, leave him alone! CrazyPocky: Baggie just wants some attention... GreliztheFunky: DAMMIT, X, GO DRINK YER ALCOHYOL AND PLAY YER GOLDARN NEW-FANGLED NINTENDIES! GreliztheFunky: BAGHEAD WANTS HIS ****ING BEDPAN CLEANED! EggoManX: Now damn it! You're crazy old crank! Thats why CP likes you! TheGrandDivina: How about we send them both to a home? :D EggoManX: Good idea..... GreliztheFunky: The last home I was in kicked me out! GreliztheFunky: I treatened the staff with a salad fork! EggoManX: Kicked you out!? GreliztheFunky: then I released the incontinent patrons! GreliztheFunky: they were wading in a sea of urine and feces in a half hour! EggoManX: I could put you in a crazy house then, they know how to handle old people like you! GreliztheFunky: And that's how I saved the world from Don Knotts... GreliztheFunky: Now lemme regale you with a tale from my days in Dubya Dubya 2.... GreliztheFunky: June 6, 1944, "D-Day..." GreliztheFunky: There we were, we had just touched down on the beach GreliztheFunky: My platoon was wiped out by a sniper GreliztheFunky: I scrambled for cover GreliztheFunky: I grabbed the nearset weapon I could....a blueberry strudel! CrazyPocky: *jumps on Grandpa Greliz's lap* I want bacon! CrazyPocky: NOW! GreliztheFunky: lemme finish! CrazyPocky: ;_; TheGrandDivina: X...I think Grandpa Greliz crapped his pants when Pocky jumped into his lap... GreliztheFunky: I climbed out of the foxhole GreliztheFunky: and I rushed the Nazi scum CelestialEidolon: X, you better clean it up... GreliztheFunky: I sliced them down quickly...apparently they were all allergic to blueberries... GreliztheFunky: I hacked my way through the Nazi scum... TheGrandDivina: LoL GreliztheFunky: and eventually, I arrived at Hitler's base of operations! GreliztheFunky: I confronted the mustached bastard, and shoved the strudel straight up his nose EggoManX: What happened next Grandpa Greliz!? GreliztheFunky: apparently, pastries didn't affect him GreliztheFunky: so I challenged him to a game of Pong! GreliztheFunky: after 499 games, we were neck and neck... GreliztheFunky: then, during the 500th game, his head exploded. GreliztheFunky: I don't know why, but it was a good thing it happened, cuz I hadta piss. CrazyPocky: I'll bbl GreliztheFunky: INGRATE!! GreliztheFunky: YOU CAN'T LEAVE DURING STORY TIME! CrazyPocky: FINE! GreliztheFunky: I'LL CANE YA! CrazyPocky: HURRY YOUR OLD ASS UP! GreliztheFunky: and so, I fed Hitler's corpse to the Ethiopians. GreliztheFunky: and then all the Nazis converted to Hinduism GreliztheFunky: and that's how I got that scar on my butt... CelestialEidolon: I'm sure X sees it when he gives Grandpa Greliz his sponge bath ^_~ CrazyPocky: brb GreliztheFunky: *falls asleep* EggoManX: Quick! Let's take him to the Crazy House while he's knocked out! GreliztheFunky: NO! GreliztheFunky: I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE CRAZY HOUSE, INGRATE!! EggoManX: Hey! You're asleep! GreliztheFunky: NOT ANYMORE! GreliztheFunky: *beats X with his cane* Crin the Grey: *dumps a bottle of beer into Greliz's mouth* GreliztheFunky: IT NEEDS TO BE 100 PROOF, YA ARSE!! GreliztheFunky: *canes Tal and X* Crin the Grey: *caned* EggoManX: Stop it old man! The painnnnn! GreliztheFunky: NEVER!! GreliztheFunky: FEEL THE PAIN OF A THOUSAND COLONOSCOPIES! GreliztheFunky: Ah..young love...I was in love once... GreliztheFunky: she was beautiful....long hair...blue eyes.....ruby red lips... GreliztheFunky: Then i realized she was a department store Mannequin. GreliztheFunky: they arrested me for undressing it GreliztheFunky: Needless to say, I'm not allowed in Sears anymore. GreliztheFunky: I also burnt down a candle store once. CrazyPocky has left the room. GreliztheFunky: When I was your age, we didn't have radio. GreliztheFunky: We had a cardboard box with a monkey inside GreliztheFunky: when we wanted entertainment, we'd shake the box and listen to the monkey screech GreliztheFunky: the monkeys got out occasionally and ate my siblings GreliztheFunky: I was born to a family of 12 GreliztheFunky: when the monkey was done, there were 3 left KawaiiKitsune2: Why Pocky-chan leave? GreliztheFunky: When I was your age, we didn't "jam." KawaiiKitsune2: You walked the dinosaur? ;) GreliztheFunky: what now? GreliztheFunky: Did my life insurance expire? TheGrandDivina: Em, how do you DOOSH something? GreliztheFunky: I know the answer! GreliztheFunky: First, you take a long straw GreliztheFunky: fill it with hot wax.... GreliztheFunky: and.....*falls asleep* GreliztheFunky: SOMEONE INVITE CP BACK IN! GreliztheFunky: When I was a kid, I ate dirt. CrazyPocky has entered the room. GreliztheFunky: THE INGRATE IS BACK! GreliztheFunky: YOU LEFT WHEN I NEEDED MY MEDICINE! GreliztheFunky: Old Man Greliz is gone for now. GreliztheFunky: I can't think of any more witty senility remarks. |
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