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Eggman's Bedtime Story by Metallix and Crazy Pocky Eggman is telling a bedtime story to his 70 egg-shaped batbabies (Their mother is Rouge the Bat o_O)... CrazyPocky: CP Presents: Story Time with EggmanCrazyPocky: *70 batbabies gather around to hear a story* Gonnaenodaethat7: lol, not this again! :) CrazyPocky: Eggman: Once upon a time, there was a genius named Doctor Eggman... He was handsome, suave, and had a way with the ladies. CrazyPocky: batbabies: coooooo! Gonnaenodaethat7: lol! CrazyPocky: Eggman: Eggman wanted only one thing in the world, and that was the world. So, he decicded to make a robotic animal army. What a smart man he was! CrazyPocky: batbabies: coooooo! CrazyPocky: Eggman: But Eggman didn't realize that the Sega Corporation was against him, and they had a secret weapon. His name was Sonic, and he was an ugly hedgehog that no one liked. Gonnaenodaethat7: lol CrazyPocky: batbabies: ewwwwww! CrazyPocky: Eggman: Sonic managed to stop Eggman by some odd twist of fate, so Eggman tried again and again. CrazyPocky: batbabies: coooooo! CrazyPocky: Eggman: But Sonic f*cked up my... er- his plans again. CrazyPocky: batbabies: ooooooooh! CrazyPocky: Gee, all of a sudden I don't feel that funny... Gonnaenodaethat7: I think its funny! CrazyPocky: Eggman: So Eggman created an army of robot versions of Sonic, but they were more-or-less defective, but that's another story.... CrazyPocky: batbabies: ohhhhhhhh! CrazyPocky: Eggman: And Eggman made several fortresses he really couldn't afford to manufacture, so he secretly got a job at the local McDonalds... CrazyPocky: batbabies: woooooooo! Gonnaenodaethat7: LMAO! CrazyPocky: Eggman: Eggman soon had to face other forces against him, some two tailed half-wit quadruped... Tails was his name I believe... CrazyPocky: batbabies: wheeeeeee! Gonnaenodaethat7: lol CrazyPocky: Eggman: And Knuckles, the knuckleheaded echidna and Sonic-wannabe extraordinaire. You could tell by the way he used to put up his quills like Sonic, and he kept bugging Eggman for blue hair dye... CrazyPocky: batbabies: whoaaaaaaa! Gonnaenodaethat7: lol.. CrazyPocky: Eggman: Then there was Amy, that little pink freak. She paid Eggman damn good sum of money so he wouldnt tell anyone he saw her on a date with the burger shop dummy. Pathetic. CrazyPocky: batbabies: woooooow! Gonnaenodaethat7: *dies laughing* CrazyPocky: Oh no, what have I done? Gonnaenodaethat7: *rises from the dead* CrazyPocky: Goodie! CrazyPocky: Eggman: Then he met your mother, Rouge, on a quest to take over the world... it was love a first sight of her beautiful breas- erm... eyes! Eyes! CrazyPocky: batbabies: waiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Gonnaenodaethat7: LOL!!!!! CrazyPocky: Eggman: They got married on the deck of the Egg Carrier. Shadow was his best man, although he attacked Eggman when Eggman cut the cake Shadow spent hours slaving over in the kitchen. CrazyPocky: batbabies: awwwwwwwwww! CrazyPocky: help me out Gonnaenodaethat7: AArrrgh!! I'm crap at things like this! CrazyPocky: Eggman: Then, a year later, Rouge gave birth to dozens of lovely little egg-shaped bat babies. Each one was as adorable as their father. CrazyPocky: batbabies: cooooooooo! Gonnaenodaethat7: lol, scary! CrazyPocky: Eggman: Sonic was drugged and forced to marry Amy at a shotgun wedding, and later on Amy divorced Sonic, claiming that he overabused his Light Speed Attack power on her.... CrazyPocky: batbabies: eeeeeeeee! CrazyPocky: Eggman: Knuckles and Chaos went into business together, painting Shadow blue and renting him out as entertainment to children's parties. CrazyPocky: batbabies: oooooooooh! Gonnaenodaethat7: LMFAO! CrazyPocky: Eggman: Tails is now the head of a major airline, and Big is the pilot of his jumbo jet. How that airline is a success is beyond me... CrazyPocky: batbabies: waaaaaaaaaaah! Gonnaenodaethat7: lol CrazyPocky: Eggman: Froggy decided to ditch big, and he is now the President of the United states. They'll elect anyone these days... CrazyPocky: batbabies: cooooo...... *Eggman puts the batbabies to bed* Good night, kids. |
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