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Cereal by Bourgeois Buffoon and Crazy Pocky Bring on the Frosted Flakes. AndrewGreat3: Gather round kiddies, because in the same vein as the Danimals snacks, I'm here to rant and show what really goes on with brand-name food! >=D This time, breakfast cereals have cheesed me off. ^^AndrewGreat3: After all, it's even more interesting than the Danimals snacks. Take Tony the Tiger from Frosted Flakes, after all. AndrewGreat3: The guy eats one spoonful of the stuff and immediantly becomes the local strongman. AndrewGreat3: Meanwhile, I've eaten a bowl of that stuff everyday....AND I'M AS SCRWANY AS I CAN BE! 0_0;;;; CrazyPocky: you missed a big point AndrewGreat3: Hm? CrazyPocky: why in hell is a tiger eating cereal instead of meat and flesh? =P AndrewGreat3: XD AndrewGreat3: BINGO. AndrewGreat3: And that's one thing. You know what else I think he's eating secretly? AndrewGreat3: STEROIDS. How else did he get so buff? CrazyPocky: steroids CrazyPocky: LMAO CrazyPocky: same thought XD AndrewGreat3: XD AndrewGreat3: Think about it. AndrewGreat3: Eating all that stuff obviously isn't going to cut it, so he just dumps them in the cereal. AndrewGreat3: Then commerical rolls, BAM! He gets that overdeveloped body crap going. AndrewGreat3: And if he's a tiger....and he eats meat like you say... AndrewGreat3: ...this explains why his cereal's the only one not using kids to help advertise them! ^^ AndrewGreat3: After all, he can't survive just on cereal alone! 0_0 AndrewGreat3: HAVE you ever seen kids on his commericals lately?! AndrewGreat3: I THINK NOT! AndrewGreat3: Another scam solved, Pocky. Be proud. >=P AndrewGreat3: Problem two: Why old ladies are used. AndrewGreat3: Every other cereal gets made by some geezer woman. AndrewGreat3: And kids end up stealing it. AndrewGreat3: DO THEY HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LAW?! They're corrupting youth and encouraging them to lead a life of crime! 0_0 CrazyPocky: o_O AndrewGreat3: And from old ladies, no lest! Today is cereal. But tomorrow it could be a purse. And then who knows what they'll do then!! CrazyPocky: Remember Sprinkle Spangles cereal? AndrewGreat3: Nope. ^^; CrazyPocky: That was great cereal. AndrewGreat3: Ah. ^^; AndrewGreat3: The most I've had was that old Ninja turtle cereal and Frosties. AndrewGreat3: Ah, well. I guess the next topic of why the Trix rabbit just doesn't get a machine gun and take the Trix by force needs no explanation. ^^; CrazyPocky: fuckin greedy bastard children AndrewGreat3: XD CrazyPocky: like kids of today AndrewGreat3: XD XD XD CrazyPocky: no manners or morals AndrewGreat3: Geez, you're the one making ME laugh. XD CrazyPocky: just eat eat eat until they goddamn explode AndrewGreat3: XD!!!!!! AndrewGreat3: OMG. CrazyPocky: can't even spare one fuckin bowl all these years? AndrewGreat3: Will we have another Danimals roleplay? XD AndrewGreat3: XD XD XD AndrewGreat3: HEY. AndrewGreat3: Trix rabbit gets Tony to eat those punks. XD CrazyPocky: then they have the nerve to turn around and do the same shit with rainbow yogurt AndrewGreat3: XD XD XD CrazyPocky: fuck those kids AndrewGreat3: No, get Tony to eat them. ^^ CrazyPocky: tony dont deserve those shitty kids AndrewGreat3: XD AndrewGreat3: Maybe the rabbit can shove the cereal where the sun don't shine as his feelings to them? CrazyPocky: if he had the cereal to shove, why wouldn't he eat it instead? AndrewGreat3: Yah, good point. CrazyPocky: it would be smarter to: CrazyPocky: a. kill all the milk-gving animals AndrewGreat3: XD CrazyPocky: meaning dry cereal, unless you eat it with water AndrewGreat3: Yeeecchhh. >_< CrazyPocky: then it tastes like cardboard AndrewGreat3: See above. 0_o CrazyPocky: and that will cause global devastation CrazyPocky: OR AndrewGreat3: XD AndrewGreat3: Or? ^^ CrazyPocky: b. give all milk giving animals Mad Cow Disease AndrewGreat3: XD XD XD CrazyPocky: then they greedy fucks will go after the milk again CrazyPocky: and it will fuck up their brains AndrewGreat3: LMFAO!!!! AndrewGreat3: POCKY. YOU EVIL GENIUS. XD AndrewGreat3: XD XD XD AndrewGreat3: Hm....what do we do with the Honey Nut Cheerios bee? CrazyPocky: he shares cereal CrazyPocky: you can leave him alone CrazyPocky: just kill off teh greedy bitches AndrewGreat3: Yah, good point. He saved Red's ass from the wolf. CrazyPocky: red's sorry ass AndrewGreat3: Damn, we need the Trix rabbit to put poison in the cereal when he grabs it for a second. CrazyPocky: i bet she was the VA for one one of those greedy fucking children AndrewGreat3: He always has it for a sec, so it'd be a cinch. AndrewGreat3: XD XD XD AndrewGreat3: So Wolfy should made out like a bandit and eaten the cereal AND Red. XD CrazyPocky: at least then we'd have decent blood and gore on TV AndrewGreat3: LOL AndrewGreat3: Hey, what about how the Coo-Coo bird? He gets on my nerves. AndrewGreat3: He may share cereal, but he's annoying as heck. XP CrazyPocky: well CrazyPocky: it's either him or the cocoa krispies monkey CrazyPocky: the old monkey was cool AndrewGreat3: Yeah. AndrewGreat3: The live action one...meh. CrazyPocky: "WITH EVRY TASTE SO MO' CHOCOLATEY! EVERYBODY WANTS MY COCOA KRISPIES!" AndrewGreat3: XD XD XD CrazyPocky: he had a right to be a greedy bitch AndrewGreat3: XD CrazyPocky: those fuckers trying to steal his cereal had no damn manners AndrewGreat3: PREACH IT. AndrewGreat3: Every kid for cereal commercials is greedy. 0_0 CrazyPocky: then the live action one was shit AndrewGreat3: Yes. CrazyPocky: why did they even dress the monkey AndrewGreat3: To grab attention? CrazyPocky: trying to make him a warped, problematic human like us AndrewGreat3: XD AndrewGreat3: POOR MONKEY. 0_0 AndrewGreat3: It's a good thing they don't do anymore commercials for that cereal anymore. CrazyPocky: yeah, but the ad was sick, too stupid to make me want cocoa krispies anymore AndrewGreat3: I never liked 'em in the first place. CrazyPocky: at least Sonny was consistent with being cuckoo for cocoa puffs AndrewGreat3: XD AndrewGreat3: Good point. =P AndrewGreat3: At least the Rice Krispies Treats three were cool. AndrewGreat3: They had attitude and weren't afraid to use it. ^^ CrazyPocky: rice krispies treats cereal is good AndrewGreat3: I know. It's my second choice. AndrewGreat3: G2G. XD CrazyPocky: you don't even need milk to enjoy it CrazyPocky: shit CrazyPocky: fine CrazyPocky: XD AndrewGreat3: We'll continue tomorrow. =P CrazyPocky: this is such a fic AndrewGreat3: I have plenty more. AndrewGreat3: XD AndrewGreat3 signed off at 6:10:58 AM. |
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