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Special: Casey Kasem Bloopers by DackAttac Who knew Casey Kasem was such a foulmouth :D Casey: The countdown will begin tomorrow afternoon at 2, right here, on 97 FUN, where the music... Shit!Casey: The countdown will begin this morning at 9, right here on W-MNS thirt--god DAMN what a call letter. Lemme do it again." Casey: "The countdown will begin this afternoon at 1, right here on the entertaining 1410, W-HLN. ...That sucks..." Casey: (W-KRM) The countdown will begin this Sunday afternoon at 2, right here on W-KRM 1340, where we're... getting involved with.. oh, shit.... *trying to work it out* ...where we... ...where we're getting... Where we are getting involved with you... Is that the way I wanna say it? Where we... are getting involved with you, Where we are getting involved with you... Casey: The countdown will begin this Sunday afternoon at 2, right here on W-KRM 1340, where we are getting involved with you! Casey: The countdown will begin this afternoon at 2, right here on W-KRM 1340, where we're getting involved with you! Casey: You're listening to American Top 40 on W-KRM 1340, where we're getting involved with you. Ssshhit. Director: (Let's reel and cut it again, just saying W-KRM 1340.) Casey: Aw, fuck... Casey: (W-IGY and W-JTO.) The countdown will begin this Saturday morning at 9, and again Sunday morning at 9, right here on Maine's most listened-to radio station: W--I'm not gonna say all that shit! How do I know they're the most listened-to station? Director: Go on and take their word for it! OK, drop it out and just say 'right here on...' uh... Casey: No, y'know what I'm saying? No, you know what I'm saying? I don't... Casey: ...OK. Casey: The countdown will begin this... The countdown will begin this Saturday morning at 9, and again Sunday morning at 9, right here on radio du--Aw, shit! Casey: Right here on what? Casey: On... Director: Right here on W-IG-- Casey: Alright... Casey: *clears throat* Casey: (W-X... LO; New York, the people--) What the fuck is this? Director: It's as if you're talking... uh... remember like we did with San Diego? Casey: Here we go. Casey: *clears throat again* Casey: (W-RLD) *clears throat again* Casey: The countdown will begin this Saturday night at 7, and again Sunday evening at... The countdown will begin this Saturday night at 7, and again Suday evening at 5, right here on W-RLD 1490 radio Lanette, Alabamaayayayayayaya... SHEEZUS. Casey: (W-RSC) The countdown will begin this Sunday afternoon at 12, right here on Center County's most popular radio station, W-RSC Radio 1390: Fuck it! Casey: This is Casey Kasem inviting you to join me for American Top 40, immediately following the Trailblazer Game on 1390 K-SLM, Salem. Casey: Hey, what the fuck am I doing? Casey: Promos inside the fucking game? Casey: *clears throat* Casey: This is Casey Kasem, inviting you to listen for American Top 40 immediately following the Trailblazer Game on-- Casey: This is Casey Kasem, inviting you to listen-- Casey: This is Casey Kasem-- Casey: (W-DHP) *clears throat* Casey: *clears throat again* Casey: The countdown will begin Saturday afternoon at 2, and again Sunday afternoon at... *clears throat* Casey: *clears throat* Casey: (Your favorite music radio) The countdown will begin Saturday afternoon at 2, and again Sunday afternoon at... and again Sunday afternoon at 2... Casey: The countdown will begin Saturday afternoon at 2, and again Sunday afternoon at 2 right here on W-DHP FM, your favorite music radio, aw, fuck it! Director: That was right! You were right! Casey: Bullshit! Casey: Your favorite musi... No, your favorite music radio, FM, your favorite music radio. That's the way it's gotta be read. Casey: Let's do it again... Casey: *clears throat* Casey: You're listening to American Top 40 on QT, W-QTW, LeTrobe. It's getting set for West Morlin County. ...what...? Casey: LeTrobe, getting set for West Morlin County. Director: Getting you set. Casey: What the fuck does that mean...? Casey: Alright. Casey: The countdown will begin this Saturday afternoon at 1, right here where your feelinsis... God, DAMN... Casey: The countdown will begin this Sunday afternoon at 1, right here on the radio station you grew up with, Music Radio 138: Oh Fuck! Casey: What the hell is going on here? Jesus, isn't this the last hour? We've got another hour to do? Geeze, I though we were almost finished. Good Golly Miss Molly! Casey: Oh, this fuckin' ponderous man. Ponderous. Fuckin' ponderous. Casey: Hi, this is Casey Kasem. American Top 40 is moved to a new time. I hope you'll join me this Saturday morning and every Saturday morning at 2... Two??!!! Casey: Now, we're up to our Long Distance Dedication. Casey: And this one is about kids and pets, and a situation that we can all understand, whether we have kids or pets or neither. Casey: It's from a man in Cincinatti, Ohio, and here's what he writes: Casey: 'Dear Casey: This might seem to be a strange dedication request, but I'm quite sincere, and it will mean a lot if you play it. Recently there was a death in our family. Casey: 'He was a little dog named Snuggles. Casey: 'But he was most certainly part of--' Let's go start again. Casey: We're coming out of the record. Play the record, OK? Casey: ...Please? Casey: *long silence, then clears throat* Casey: See, when you come out of those up-tempo god damn numbers, it's impossible to make those transitions. Casey: And then you gotta go into somebody dying... You know, they do this to me all the time. I don't know what the hell they do it for, but god dammit, if we can't come out of a slow record, I don't understand it. Casey: Is Don on the phone? Casey: OK, I want a god damn concerted effort to come out of a record that isn't a fucking up-tempo record every time I do a god damn DEATH dedication! Casey: Now, I also wanna know what happened to the pictures I was supposed to see this week! Casey: It's a-- It's the last god damn time! Casey: I want someone to use his fuckin' brain, to not come out of a god damn record that... uh... that is an up-tempo record when I gotta talk about a fucking dog dying!!! |
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