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Talk with the Devil by Greliz and Tei Sama All I can say is that if you're familiar with Archie's Sonic the Hedgehog comics, this will seem funnier. GreliztheFunky: hey againKawaiiKitsune2: heya again ^_^ GreliztheFunky: sorry, I lef tto watch a movie GreliztheFunky: "Forbidden Planet" KawaiiKitsune2: it's allright ^_^ GreliztheFunky: Leslie Nielsen was in it GreliztheFunky: in a serious role....O.o KawaiiKitsune2: Ooooh :D KawaiiKitsune2: !!! KawaiiKitsune2: a...SERIOUS role??? GreliztheFunky: Yes KawaiiKitsune2: LESLIE NEILSON?!?!?! *faints* GreliztheFunky: It's a scifi flick form the 50s GreliztheFunky: Robby the Robot was in it KawaiiKitsune2: .... KawaiiKitsune2: oO;; GreliztheFunky: weird, eh? KawaiiKitsune2: yeah GreliztheFunky: MB's still not up...-.- KawaiiKitsune2: BLAAAAAAh KawaiiKitsune2: H GreliztheFunky: heh ^^ GreliztheFunky: They're amking Monty Python action figures!!! GreliztheFunky: (Must get Monty Python figures....I'll kill for them......*kills pat Sajak*) KawaiiKitsune2: YAY!! *rejoices* GreliztheFunky: It's only a model.... GreliztheFunky: (Shut up.) KawaiiKitsune2: talking with yourself again, Greliz? GreliztheFunky: Um..... GreliztheFunky: (Tell him no, now! GreliztheFunky: No, now! GreliztheFunky: (No, just say No, you idiot) GreliztheFunky: No, you idiot. GreliztheFunky: (GAH!!!) GreliztheFunky: GAH!!! GreliztheFunky: (Stop repeating me, fool!) GreliztheFunky: Stop repeating me, fool! GreliztheFunky: (That does it.) GreliztheFunky: That does i--**POW** GreliztheFunky: *Greliz hits himself in the face with a waffle iron* GreliztheFunky: Oh, you wanna play rough, huh? GreliztheFunky: **WHACK**v GreliztheFunky: *hits self with a poodle* KawaiiKitsune2: *stands there in utter amazement at the sight he is seeing, chuckling nervously* GreliztheFunky: (Eat THIS!!) GreliztheFunky: *Cuts own arm off) KawaiiKitsune2: *raises eyebrows* GreliztheFunky: AGH!!! GreliztheFunky: Clever....but how about THIS??? GreliztheFunky: *Slits own throat* GreliztheFunky: (Okay, you win) GreliztheFunky: HA!!! Oog....I feel d i z z y y. . . . . . . GreliztheFunky: *CLUNK* GreliztheFunky: (Sucker......>=) ) KawaiiKitsune2: Err....perhaps I should go get help. ^^; GreliztheFunky: (NO!!) GreliztheFunky: (Let him diiiiie.) KawaiiKitsune2: Ack! strange voices in my heaaaaaaaaaaaad!!! KawaiiKitsune2: *holds head in hands and begins to scream Linkin Park music* GreliztheFunky: T-S voice: (You'd make a much better sidekick than Tails...) GreliztheFunky: (KILL HIM....) KawaiiKitsune2: N-noooo...cannot kill...killing is baaaaaaaaaaad.... GreliztheFunky: (He'll make a fool of you again...) KawaiiKitsune2: No....must not....kiiiiiiiiillllllll........*cuts own arm off with a cheese doodle to prevent self from killing* GreliztheFunky: (GIVE IN TO YOUR HATRED.... YOU ARE THE FALAFEL EMPEROR.... DO HIM.... MAKE HIM SCREAM....) KawaiiKitsune2: NEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!*pokes self in eye with said cheese doodle* GreliztheFunky: (COME INTO THE DARKNESS....EMBRACE THE POWER OF ALEX TREBEK...) KawaiiKitsune2: NOT ALEX TREBEK!!!!! *goes off on a mass-Alex-Trebek-murdering spree* GreliztheFunky: (Trebek is eternal...he cannot die.) KawaiiKitsune2: HE WILL DIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!! *hacks Alex Trebek into pieces with a razor-sharp Fleetway Eggman plushie* KawaiiKitsune2: *sends those pieces into the sun* GreliztheFunky: (Fleetway....a force so horrible that it makes him stronger...) KawaiiKitsune2: GAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *goes off to england wielding the cheese doodle and the eggman plushie* KawaiiKitsune2: MUST DESTROOOOOOOOY FLEETWAY GreliztheFunky: (Strike him down with all your hatred....) GreliztheFunky: (Then you will be part of the dark side...and you'll get 25% off all products at participating Wal-Marts!) KawaiiKitsune2: ooooooooh KawaiiKitsune2: swanky KawaiiKitsune2: *kills off Fleetway* KawaiiKitsune2: DAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE FLEETWAY GreliztheFunky: (Tempting, eh?) KawaiiKitsune2: Yes, very...however... KawaiiKitsune2: WAL-MART SUCKSSSSSSSSSSS ^______________^ KawaiiKitsune2: *buzzsaws Walmart in half with a toilet plunger* GreliztheFunky: (Okay.....Best Buy. And I'll throw in a free meal at Deeny's.) GreliztheFunky: *Denny's KawaiiKitsune2: Never been to Denny's...is it good? GreliztheFunky: (I guess...) GreliztheFunky: (...yes.) GreliztheFunky: (Yes it is.) GreliztheFunky: (Now give in your soul, dammit) KawaiiKitsune2: how would you know? You're part of me, and I've never gone. I HAVE CONFUNDED YOU!!! =P GreliztheFunky: (I guess I can no longer remain in this guise...) GreliztheFunky: For I am really.... GreliztheFunky: **FWOOSH** KawaiiKitsune2: *dramatic gasp* GreliztheFunky: IXIS NAUGUS!! GreliztheFunky: NOOOOOOOOOOO! KawaiiKitsune2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Oh, hey Greliz. GreliztheFunky: Yes? KawaiiKitsune2: Weren't you dead? GreliztheFunky: *taps foot* GreliztheFunky: I heal quickly GreliztheFunky: :P KawaiiKitsune2: okay. Now, what do we do about Naugie over there? GreliztheFunky: You give me your soul, and I give you discounts at Best Buy. GreliztheFunky: It's a new way for publicity KawaiiKitsune2: Wait!! I have a better idea!!! GreliztheFunky: We BOTH benefit. KawaiiKitsune2: *holds out Pat Sajak* I give you HIS soul for the discount at Best Buy ^^ GreliztheFunky: Hmmm..... KawaiiKitsune2: *puppy dog eyes* KawaiiKitsune2: pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase?? GreliztheFunky: Two conditions: GreliztheFunky: I'll take his soul, BUT GreliztheFunky: you must make Elton John fall in love with a woman. KawaiiKitsune2: Okay! Easy enough ^_^ KawaiiKitsune2: *gives Naugus Pat Sajak* GreliztheFunky: Excellent.... KawaiiKitsune2: Okay, Greliz...your turn to strike a deal with him, I've gotta go set this up ^^ KawaiiKitsune2: *leaves* GreliztheFunky: Um.... GreliztheFunky: I'll give you some bacon if you make Tails-Sama my slave... GreliztheFunky: DEAL!! KawaiiKitsune2: Oh, nutbunnies. GreliztheFunky: Here, I'll throw in a Best Buy gift card GreliztheFunky: I need to move these things KawaiiKitsune2: eep GreliztheFunky: Yay! ^^ GreliztheFunky: *gives Naugus bacon* KawaiiKitsune2: *meanwhile, from Elton John's house, you can hear Rupaul's terrified screams of sexual torture, accompanied by Elton's sinister laughter* GreliztheFunky: O.o GreliztheFunky: ...um... KawaiiKitsune2: hey, Rupaul IS a woman...sorta.. GreliztheFunky: *gives Greliz the gift card and control of Tail-Sama's fate* GreliztheFunky: Eh, close enough KawaiiKitsune2: Yay! Discount for me-e!! ^^ GreliztheFunky: *Gives T-S a 50% discount on all Best Buy merchandise KawaiiKitsune2: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahooooooooooooo! :D :D GreliztheFunky: I suggest the PS2 destruction kit..it's on sale this week. KawaiiKitsune2: SCORE KawaiiKitsune2: *goes to buy ten of 'em* KawaiiKitsune2: >=D GreliztheFunky: God, I wish I wasn't in SSS #15 GreliztheFunky: It ruined me.... KawaiiKitsune2: That issue sucked ass, man GreliztheFunky: Master of the elements... GreliztheFunky: reduced to Best Buy advertiser GreliztheFunky: I know. GreliztheFunky: I had no say in it!! KawaiiKitsune2: It's all in the contract, man...done deal. GreliztheFunky: They were just like, "Naugy, we need you back." KawaiiKitsune2: when you sign a contract, you sign away your soul... GreliztheFunky: I was thinking they would bring me back for a GOOD story... GreliztheFunky: But, NOOOOOOOOOOO. GreliztheFunky: They needed to fill space. :( KawaiiKitsune2: yeah KawaiiKitsune2: such a thrilling end-all issue... GreliztheFunky: I looked like an awol troll in that issue GreliztheFunky: for the scant panels I was in KawaiiKitsune2: look at the last time you were in the books, it took Hyper Sonic and Super Tails to get rid of you, but just regular Sonic got you the second time--just to show that Archie is full of horse dung! GreliztheFunky: They got lazy and went wild with that snow.... KawaiiKitsune2: and the black panels with the eyes... GreliztheFunky: No, it was Bill Cosb--I mean, Nate Morgan that got rid of me KawaiiKitsune2: What, that midget? Bah KawaiiKitsune2: yet another sign of Archie's stupidity GreliztheFunky: I coulda been a contender... KawaiiKitsune2: yeah, man...if archie hadn't screwed you over, you'd be set.. GreliztheFunky: Hell yeah GreliztheFunky: At least I ge tthe satisfaction of scaring childrean and stealing merchandise... GreliztheFunky: And no one can stop me because I control the elements!! KawaiiKitsune2: DOOSH! GreliztheFunky: I can make the sprinklers go off at a moments notice! KawaiiKitsune2: SWEET!!! GreliztheFunky: Or I can disable the ventilation system!! KawaiiKitsune2: Let's do that in the PS2 section! GreliztheFunky: *Opens a volcanic fault in the PS2 section* KawaiiKitsune2: Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet >=D GreliztheFunky: FEEL THE POWER OF THE GREATEST SORCERER MOBIUS EVER HAD!! GreliztheFunky: AND THE BEST DAMNED STOCK BOY IN TOWN! KawaiiKitsune2: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!! GreliztheFunky: They sell those in Wal-Mart, hygiene section. KawaiiKitsune2: They sell DOOSHes??? SCORE KawaiiKitsune2: *goes to buy one* GreliztheFunky: ...I'm not even gonna ask KawaiiKitsune2: Hehe GreliztheFunky: And I thought the fact I'm an amalgamation of a rhino, bat and lobster was weird... KawaiiKitsune2: I AM THE WEIRDEST ONE OF ALLL!!!! After Greliz, I mean. ^_^ GreliztheFunky: Know your flace, Poxy--I mean, Know your place, Foxy. GreliztheFunky: *Damages all the N*SYNC CDs* KawaiiKitsune2: Well, I figure one that makes a song about himself entitled "I am the Bagman," as well as creating a talking rice cake companion deserves the top spot in ALL things weird ^_^ GreliztheFunky: What about me?? *whines* GreliztheFunky: Shaddap, Naugy, and get me a coffee. GreliztheFunky: No. GreliztheFunky: I'll take back the bacon.... GreliztheFunky: ... GreliztheFunky: Cream? GreliztheFunky: Yes, please. GreliztheFunky: grumble.....stupid baghead..... KawaiiKitsune2: lol GreliztheFunky: Oh yeah, I forgot, TS, I own your free will now! KawaiiKitsune2: Oh, poopie. GreliztheFunky: *Forces TS to star in the current Jughead comic as Jughead's lover* KawaiiKitsune2: Eeeeeeeewwwwwwww KawaiiKitsune2: *steps away and puts Rupaul in my place* GreliztheFunky: Naw, too boring. GreliztheFunky: *Makes TS star in the current Sonic story arc, in place of Mina. GreliztheFunky: *Makes him kiss Sonic* GreliztheFunky: >=) KawaiiKitsune2: Accccccckkkkk! ^^; GreliztheFunky: Well, here's the coffee and HOLY SHIT!!! o.o GreliztheFunky: GET A ROOM!!! GreliztheFunky: DAMN, YOU FOX AND QUICKSTER!! >.< GreliztheFunky: Sonic: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!! CAN'T GET CLEAN! CAN'T GET CLEAN!! KawaiiKitsune2: It's NOT MY FAAUUUUUUULT! *cries* GreliztheFunky: Sonic: SALLY!! COME BACK!! HELP ME REASSURE MY MANHOOD!!! KawaiiKitsune2: It...it was HIM! *points to Knuckles* GreliztheFunky: Curses....I'd gladly trade my elemental abilties for resistance to such filth!! GreliztheFunky: Knuckles: WHAT!?!?! GreliztheFunky: Knuckles: You're blaming your little smooch with Sonic on me!?! KawaiiKitsune2: Yeah GreliztheFunky: Face it, Yellow Fox, you have a thing for the Quickster! KawaiiKitsune2: IT WAS BAGHEAD, HE MADE ME DO IT!! GreliztheFunky: Oh, yeah, that's right. GreliztheFunky: *eats the bacon* GreliztheFunky: Damn, this is good!! GreliztheFunky: With what they pay me, I can't afford such luxuries. KawaiiKitsune2: I'll trade you all my money for my free will back ^_^ KawaiiKitsune2: And you can do whatever Greliz wants you to do ^_^ GreliztheFunky: Hmmm....deal. KawaiiKitsune2: Yay! *gives you ten cents and a ball of lint for free will* GreliztheFunky: -.- GreliztheFunky: *turns T-S into a snowman* GreliztheFunky: *melts him* KawaiiKitsune2: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee GreliztheFunky: I'll give you a membership at Hickory Farms for three wishes. GreliztheFunky: !!!! GreliztheFunky: DEAL!!!! GreliztheFunky: HA HA HA!! ALL THE MEATS OF THE WORLD AT MY FINGERTIPS!! KawaiiKitsune2: Yaaaaaay! Even Bacon ^_^ GreliztheFunky: Now for the wishes... GreliztheFunky: Ah, yes. GreliztheFunky: Wish away. GreliztheFunky: hmmm.... KawaiiKitsune2: *watches and waits* GreliztheFunky: I wanna see a catfight between Rouge, Sally, Bunnie, and Amy! KawaiiKitsune2: And Mina!! GreliztheFunky: ...Very well. GreliztheFunky: **POOF** GreliztheFunky: *All of them appear in a puff of smoke, and begin tearing away at each other* KawaiiKitsune2: sweeeeeeeeet!! =D KawaiiKitsune2: DOOSH! GreliztheFunky: O.O Daaaaaaaamn, good job, Naugy! GreliztheFunky: DON'T CALL ME--HOLY SH*T!! LOOKIT ROUGE GO!! YEEHAW! KawaiiKitsune2: Edd: I NEED SEX! *jumps into the fray* GreliztheFunky: ME TOO! KawaiiKitsune2: Yoshi: Lookit that fur fly! GreliztheFunky: *Naugus jumps in...they all scatter.* KawaiiKitsune2: Edd: Aww...nutbunnies! GreliztheFunky: *they regroup a distance from Naugus* GreliztheFunky: Not even my mastery of the elements can get me a piece of ass.... KawaiiKitsune2: Edd: WAIT FOR ME!! I HAVE A ROBOTIC ARM WITH ALMOST THE ENTIRE FIRST SEASON OF FIREBALL 20XL IN JAPANESE DOWNLOADED INTO MY ARM!! GreliztheFunky: *Sally's jacket is ripped off* GreliztheFunky: It's good to be the king! GreliztheFunky: :D GreliztheFunky: -.- *mopes* KawaiiKitsune2: And it's good to be the king's...uhh...what am I now that I'm not your slave? GreliztheFunky: nope GreliztheFunky: you're free again KawaiiKitsune2: so, am I like, your friend now? KawaiiKitsune2: (lol! Yeah...shame TSF ain't up.) GreliztheFunky: I suppose KawaiiKitsune2: allright, that works for me. ^^ GreliztheFunky: lol ^^ KawaiiKitsune2: hehe KawaiiKitsune2: DOOSH--LOOKIT ROUGE!!! GreliztheFunky: Shall we move on to the second wish? KawaiiKitsune2: HER TOP'S BEEN RIPPED OFF...MINA'S EYES HAVE BEEN POKED OUT!!! GreliztheFunky: Amy's on top of Bunnie! O.O KawaiiKitsune2: SWEEEEEEET GreliztheFunky: AK!! The quickster's bitch is going wild! KawaiiKitsune2: Hey...Edd's on top of Bunnie and Amy now!! KawaiiKitsune2: Yoshi: Damnit! I need to save my fifty bucks! GreliztheFunky: O.O GreliztheFunky: By the gods... KawaiiKitsune2 : *goes in and pulls Edd away from the ruckus* KawaiiKitsune2: Edd: NOOOOOOOOO! I NEED SEXXXXXXXX GreliztheFunky: Okay, for my second wish.... GreliztheFunky: I want a dancing monkey. GreliztheFunky: **POOF** GreliztheFunky: **Jutin Gabrie appears** GreliztheFunky: *Justin KawaiiKitsune2: lol! GreliztheFunky: HA HA HA!!! DANCE, MY MONKEY!! GreliztheFunky: *Gabrie puts on a little fez and begins to polka* KawaiiKitsune2: FEZ KawaiiKitsune2: DOOOOSH GreliztheFunky: yes KawaiiKitsune2: hehe GreliztheFunky: That's what he gets for relleasing SSS #15....now if I could only find Many Hands... KawaiiKitsune2: lol GreliztheFunky: I'll use my innate powers over fire to over cook his meals..... KawaiiKitsune2: Sounds like funnnnn :D GreliztheFunky: and then I'll use my mastery of the winds to blow off his clothes in public! KawaiiKitsune2: Ack!! GreliztheFunky: That's why I'm a villain on the cutting edge! KawaiiKitsune2: *cuts something with Edge* KawaiiKitsune2: Oops! GreliztheFunky: Ow! GreliztheFunky: Dammit! KawaiiKitsune2: Sorry! GreliztheFunky: *goes Electric* KawaiiKitsune2: *little girl scream* GreliztheFunky: *falls into a puddle Naugus created* KawaiiKitsune2: Phew GreliztheFunky: **ZAPP!!!** GreliztheFunky: ow.... GreliztheFunky: x.x GreliztheFunky: HA HA HA!! GreliztheFunky: See how dangerous I can be? KawaiiKitsune2: Yeah! Very scary!! |
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